adrian lord

Let's hope so

When I started this thread I never imagined it would become so long and persist for so long. But then neither did I imagine we'd have a new set of Defectors every summer to keep up the momentum! It is all largely humorous and light hearted, and indeed the very stalkerish nature of the hounding of the original Defectors from Summer 2014 is done with a knowing chuckle rather than blind, obsessive hatred.

^ Owen was embarrassing

Oh dear, this really wasn't in the script. The coronation of Klopp as a Liverpool Legend in the long line of Shankly, Paisley, Dalglish, Benitez has been put on hold. Media ****fest cancelled.

Sturrige petulantly palming away a camera. Don't mid being filmed when it is all going sweetly...hypocrite.

Poetic justice. It is the best sort.

Lovren nutnmegged for the second lol

Not keen on Arsenal rejects or refugees from relegated sides. Saints don't specialise in failure.

Perfect day. Just need Bournemouth to repay their debts to us at Old Trafford now.

Ron for a knighthood!

This is the first time we've ever finished above Liverpool I believe

Stay 5th if Bompey draw at Man U?

So satisfying

2-1 Stoke

4....

Hahah

Tottenham implosion complete

Would you trust him?

Yippee

Come on Stoke

Never easy with Saints...

FFS puncheon

Yeeeeees

We could do with a few more suspect packages

Another goal please Saints