adrian lord

If he has gone, we will stun everyone with our next manager. No worries.

How does he think Jack Wheelchair will get match-fit in time?

I concur. Far too introverted, intense and almost autistic in personality. I think Man U have worked that out too. Not got the charisma to control a squad of prima donnas. A backroom coach about as far as it goes I'm afraid.

I wouldn't want to see him thrown to the lions in the Championship, getting kicked to bits twice a week.

What the hell is someone of Pelle's means doing contemplating buying tinned food?

What was he thinking?

No joke for the agent who gets a % of the transfer fee - which will be larger due to the need to buy out the contract. Very cunning.

Let's hope so

When I started this thread I never imagined it would become so long and persist for so long. But then neither did I imagine we'd have a new set of Defectors every summer to keep up the momentum! It is all largely humorous and light hearted, and indeed the very stalkerish nature of the hounding of the original Defectors from Summer 2014 is done with a knowing chuckle rather than blind, obsessive hatred.

^ Owen was embarrassing

Oh dear, this really wasn't in the script. The coronation of Klopp as a Liverpool Legend in the long line of Shankly, Paisley, Dalglish, Benitez has been put on hold. Media ****fest cancelled.

Sturrige petulantly palming away a camera. Don't mid being filmed when it is all going sweetly...hypocrite.

Poetic justice. It is the best sort.

Lovren nutnmegged for the second lol

Not keen on Arsenal rejects or refugees from relegated sides. Saints don't specialise in failure.

Perfect day. Just need Bournemouth to repay their debts to us at Old Trafford now.

Ron for a knighthood!

This is the first time we've ever finished above Liverpool I believe

Stay 5th if Bompey draw at Man U?

So satisfying

2-1 Stoke

4....

Hahah

Tottenham implosion complete

Would you trust him?