Saint_clark

Same. I don't wish that on anyone but FFS, he RAN and JUMPED into the road! Didn't even look.

Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays.

Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays.

This isn't the first time a saggy faced gnome called Harry has been seen with a Saints shirt.....

This isn't the first time a saggy faced gnome called Harry has been seen with a Saints shirt.....

Absurd, considering Prutton was banned for 10 matches for putting his hand on a referees shoulder and trying to walk past him.

Completely agree. Thinks he's better than he actually is.

Cheers MB, put me right off my food.

If I win the euromillions tonight and the world ends vaporizing all my money, do you think this laboratory will compensate me?

This is 100% correct. No-one has the slightest idea what will happen.

Your grammar is poor. Spaces between sentences please.

This leaves things open for soooo many jokes....

The day before 9/11. The universe has strange ideas about fate....

You could always f*ck off back to b-anter.co.uk and click refresh until you can start complaining about this website again.

Working fine for me as well, now that I checked.

I wish I could scifer petrol out of a car. Could you teach me?

What the f*ck does he actually say? I made out Man City at the end.

I don't use the word haemophiliac very often but I spelt it fine.

Completely agree.

WTF is scifer? Me thinks you mean syphon. Dear lord....

He's probably already got his invincible ship ready with all the cloning equipment on board ready for his super clone race.

On a serious note, is there HONESTLY a chance these black holes could expand?

Ah feck, i'll be at work. I won't even know if we die.

I agree, but something just feels wrong about it. Not sure what.

James' pace is what lets him down IMO. He is a defensive midfielder, he should play in the centre, NOT on the wing.