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Salisbury & District League Division 2 looks a bit light next season, they should be able to squeeze into there http://full-time.thefa.com/ProcessPublicSelect.do?psSelectedSeason=295150901&psSelectedDivision=1766334&psSelectedLeague=6852306

How to raise money for financially stricken football clubs. 1) Have the best fans in the world. 2) Sell 25,000 Season Tickets despite having been relegated from PL to Div3 3) Place another 10,000 Season Tickets on sale and have a queue that stretches around the ground which started forming at 5:30am So that's how the cheating Jocks did it And the cheating skates have 1,600 pledges and fans demanding a refund of their ST money Spectacular

Like I said. Chinny "I want to help" If I keep the ground instead of you paying me 1.45mil NOW you have the whole season to increase ticket prices and pay me my 1mil rent PST "Sod off"" TB ÖK cough up the money PST "We ain't got enuff"" CHinny "Sign here"

Learn from the mistakes from others. Quality over Quantity didn't work so have to stick with Quality AND Quantity. Meanwhile.... In the world of you couldn't make it up twists and turns of general forum life. Guess who made an appearance in the (massive) @dubaisaints twittersphere this week? None other than 19Canteen - bless. Knew it was gonna be a great week as soon as that happened and CHinny just kept it rolling.

No, that only happens with 6X.

Reaction just in from PST representative at the news they now have to come good with the cash and implement their business plan

But he has a charge and he is perfectly entitled to buy it outright from the Administrator or in Liquidation as long as it is 10 pence more than PST's actual bid (So he'd need to rent it to them for 20 years to get the money back + compound interest

I think we're FAR too busy at the moment

BUT The PCC loan was ONLY to buy Nottarf Krap from CHinny. The PP's were paying the money back. So we are now much closer to the scenario we all expected (and that includes the PST & I expect PCC) which is where PST cannot buy the ground so don't need the PCC loan.... CHinny's next step is the offer to rent the stadium to them for 1mil a year for 18 years + compound interest at 20% added in as years. PST will not have enough money but it SHOULD get them across the start line on Saturday And Feb next year comes back into play in the sweepstakes

Why would ANYONE have expected an Asian Business to follow an obscure local British Law of Contract Ruling.... When he said get rid of them he meant this. He did not mean, keep them on for a few months and then give them all my money TB is NOT going to be taking any vacations in Asia anytime soon that's for sure

Chill peeps. You have all been reading this thread for long enough to realise that CHinny was NEVER going to walk in to the club with his trousers round his ankles and a tube of KY in his hand. He's found out (WHAT WE KNEW ALL ALONG) that the cunning plan (and the FCR) meant that TB's cunning plan - suck the club dry along with the evil players - was a far better plan than CHinny's. Now the games REALLY start. CHinny is screwed, he cannot suck out any more cash (FL stipulation) he has a VERY tough call now - because SUDDENLY the club has a fighting chance of survival (as an entity). Most of the debt has been wiped out, Appy has been b1tch slapped to come up with a sustainable set of financial plans and they now COULD be viable for a high net worth Individual who wants a train set. The DOWNSIDE? Someone HAS to come up with a plan to show the FL they are financially viable while in Admin to begin the season, and can last long enouogh for the PST to actually raise 30% of what they are owed from pledges (hahaha no that will be more like 4% ) They have 36 hours to save the club. It is possible now... (It is of course also possible that I will have a 3 some with Jessie J, J Lo & Vickie Pendleton tonight while FMDP brings me perfectly chilled beers. Possible but) Keep the toasters in the box, more panic to watch yet

And next in the ORLY stakes.... Appy will no doubt say....... We had reassurances from ëverybody" ever since the Admin process started. IF I HAD KNOWN WHAT MIGHT HAPPPEN I would have given some of the younger players experience of the bench last season.... You know it is going to come, that's why this thread is soooooooooooooo much fun

£318 per hour Jeez, it's been a long time since I've used an Accountant/Lawyer who was that cheap. They must have got a Multi-Pack discount

Right, now all we need are some comments from down that way saying how Cup Runs aren't important and the evening will have been perfect

Dear oldnick. Enjoy the next few weeks matey. Did I win Truckie's sweepstake then? They've started the season....... Go me

What's 19C up to these days?

Think he should be moved to the Crap Joke Depository to be honest

I may have seen the Kaiser Chiefs live, but even after Sunday that still doesn't make me a Mod. I would have suggested Eric but he said something about Brighton and went back to listening to some old Yes album

Luckily I don't drink, and neither does Eric. We do of course live in an Islamic Nation. I still cannot believe that some people still believe that

woosh

But of course. Our plan is much more exciting than theirs

It's a stupid idea. But then so was finding Guly & Papa in Italian football. The Don obviously knows someone over there, whether he's talking about Ramirez or not is a different kettle of speculation

To be fair though, we all thought something like that with the Dutchies when we got a result at Derby wasn't it? Meanwhile. What a shame that pcfc never had the foresight to allow some of their Development & U-18 squads to sit on the bench and watch a competitive football match last season. It's not as if we didn't make the suggestion. It's not as if we said they should play them. We simply said, it was possibly more value to the POTENTIAL future of their football club than writing letters to the FL begging them to allow them to sign MORE players that they could hound out this summer.

Dear Mr Appleton I believe that you may be in the market for experienced Professional Footballers who are currently out of contract and available at short notice and who would also be Match Fit. As you and your team have consistently failed to see even the most blindingly obvious, may I take the liberty to point out that through the magical powers which I inherited from my Parents (and Google) I can help you out here. In fact I know of at least TEN CURRENT INTERNATIONAL footballers who are available and within your budget. What is more, these players are in fact RECORD breakers, playing in front of record crowds. As a further gesture of support to our beloved rivals I offer you the benefit of my google skills to provide you with a short list of the very finest, prepared just for you by the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19225364