Johnny Bognor

The hypocrisy on this thread is unbelievable. Many of you who are apologising for this **** are the same people who throw a complete hissy fit when Dune posts something contraversial. Considering that Dune is often clearly winding people up, the cleric **** is doing the same except that what he is doing is far more inflammatory, on a far larger stage. I do despair at this place sometimes.

How do you sleep at night? Capitalist and Socialist at the same time? I suppose this helps you come to terms with it (especially with the tax on profits you declare, thus contributing back to society )

All of these things infinitely more possible than ending boom & bust, but didn't hear any leftie complain then.

This. Show me one and I'll gladly shake their hand.

Here you go http://fanchants.com/football-songs/stoke_city-chants/delilah/

Prefer West Ham's "Redknapp you're a ****" http://fanchants.com/football-songs/west_ham-chants/redknapp-you-are-cnt/ (Make sure you turn up the sound, before clicking the link)

(Mods: please edit the title as I clearly struggle with spelling "favourite") For me...... No one likes us (Millwall) Forever blowing bubbles (West Ham) What are yours?

I am sure some savings could be found..... £22 for a lightbulb FFS http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12643966

...and that's assuming the figures aren't rigged

It is right to ask why we pump such vast sums into defence.

That's what I am concerned about. When they go 4-0 up, they will be going mental and I won't be able to bring myself to even clap. I guess I could leave early.....

Is this a good time to start a "Favourite Food" thread (with pictures)?

Let rip and become an honoury member of the SSS (Southampton Suicide Squad)

No you clearly are not Carol Voderman. Let me explain, in a Countdown kind of way....... Myself (being 1) + 9 = 10 10 divided by 2 = 5 So there will be 5 pairs of us sitting across the South stand. HTH ;-)

I'm in the South stand with 9 others, sitting in pairs.

To be fair, that is not a nice way to talk about Thorpie

You clearly have a grasp of literature and know your stuff when it comes to film. However, your maths leaves a lot to be desired

Just think of the loss to the economy and subsequent tax take.

The bloody helicopter games nearly bloody killed me (especially chopper challenge)!

I have to concur. When I was trying to take 1st place in the SWF arcade it pre-occupied me for 3 months, putting a strain on my work and my marriage. Despite this, I still couldn't knock hypochondriac off of top spot......the **** I'm off the arcade now and have only played once in the last year to take back a high score from Buctootim.

The problem with this one is it goes on a bit and can get quite political....oh, you meant the film. Yep, one of my favourites too.

When in Rome and all that......baaaaaaa

Agreed. The worrying thing is that this "desperation" shown by mad men will lead to a lot of people being killed (unless the military switches sides, as some units have).

Just watched it. Unbelievable. Never seen anything like it. They know the tide is turning and that was the sign of pure desperation. If this escalates much further, then there will bloodshed.

Was getting serious abuse from the Blue few.......remember that I live in enemy territory