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Tell me more about his job at sky sports that he must still have?

How many times has delldays had a wank over this tweet? I’m guessing 3 or 4

Cancel it

The tolerant left out in force again demanding he be cancelled because his views are intolerable.

Nah Super Alex McCarthy would save it.

McCarthy is utter shite. If by some miracle he actually makes a save, nine times out of ten it’s parried back into the path of an opposition player.

Who is begging for him to be our number 1 long term? He’s the best we have currently and top keepers don’t come cheap any more.

Mike Dean strikes again

No Stu no party

6 years later and now he’s dishing them out.

Goal per game rates in the premier league Shearer 0.59 Rooney 0.42 Cole 0.45 Fowler 0.43 Owen 0.46 Ferdinand 0.42 Sheringham 0.35

Stan Collymore?? He has got less career goals than Rooney has got assists. What are you going on about?

Messi has only ever had one good World Cup, and Bolivia is the country he’s scored his most international goals against… it doesn’t make him shit does it? By his own admission Rooney didn’t turn up to a tournament fit and ready after 2004, but yes he definitely underperformed. Not “looking as good” as players like Henry, Suarez etc is irrelevant. This is a discussion about the best British players. You’ve only listed two and I’d argue that on his day Rooney was better than Kane is and it would be close with Bale.

We could have digital LED shirts so we can keep changing them to the latest thing we need to virtue signal about throughout the season.

Jelly and ice cream.

I will never understand why Rooney is always overlooked in these conversations, I’m not saying he was the best but he deserves a mention. He’s won everything there is to win in club football. He would have won a European championship with England if he didn’t get injured. He’s the all time top scorer for Manchester United and England. I think people forget just how good he was when he was younger.

The lift in the shard gets down quicker than Forster does.

Newcastles owner had a journalist tortured, murdered and chopped to pieces. Saudi have been committing war crimes in Yemen for years. I would say that’s a murderous regime, not even close ties either he IS the regime. Out of sight out of mind though eh?

When are the government going to sanction Saudi Arabia and seize Newcastle football club?

This has all gone a bit far really hasn’t it?

Dulldays must be picking out his new username again already.

Little did he know

The 3 big teams all avoided each other. How shocking

Probably not the best day for this bump.