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And they will all blame the government when it’s their family that’s dying. It won’t be their fault.

It hasn’t been 14 days yet, community testing isn’t happening in the UK, and I don’t think “Did you go to Cheltenham?” Is on the list of questions when someone requires hospitalisation.

New conservative. We’re all tories now.

If they’re saying goodbye to their “friends” at the end of a school year, they weren’t actually friends. Friends stay in contact.

It only feels huge at that age because that’s what they’re told. It’s drummed into them for 5 years of secondary school.

Maybe society should stop scaring kids into thinking GCSEs are the most important thing that’ll ever happen in their life. Their worry and concerns should be on the health of vulnerable members of their family.

It’s impressive how many people on twitter have good contacts in the military and know that a total lockdown enforced by the army is coming. @sadoldgit, what have your sources heard? Can you confirm?

He’ll be along shortly bashing his keyboard that it’s an outrage they’re waiting another two days and not doing it now.

If only one of SOG’s sauces had told him earlier in the week that the schools would be closing. His keyboard might have suffered less damage.

And twitter

You must have more sources than Heinz.

“Quick the tories are doing good things I need to bash them again”

I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of the week we are in full lockdown. They’ll introduce it slowly day by day, hence the daily press conferences.

So they don’t have to provide financial support.

Still waiting for sadoldgit to say when we’ve been told to avoid mass gatherings?

When?

It depends if my plumber thinks it’s the gas valve, while every other plumber in the world thinks it’s the PCB. I might go for a second opinion in those circumstances.

But that would also be peak flu season when the NHS is already stretched to its maximum.

Some areas in the USA now that they are finally increasing testing are seeing over a third of all tests come back positive. The USA are the ones trialling herd immunity, not us.

Panic buying over a virus with a 0.05% death rate in this country.

Breaking news 4 hours ago

Where’s MLG when you need him?

First world problems. Oh the humanity.

Instead you’re losing to Peterborough Forever league one.

If only there was a way to review red card challenges, oh wait....