RedArmy

No Stu no party

6 years later and now he’s dishing them out.

Goal per game rates in the premier league Shearer 0.59 Rooney 0.42 Cole 0.45 Fowler 0.43 Owen 0.46 Ferdinand 0.42 Sheringham 0.35

Stan Collymore?? He has got less career goals than Rooney has got assists. What are you going on about?

Messi has only ever had one good World Cup, and Bolivia is the country he’s scored his most international goals against… it doesn’t make him shit does it? By his own admission Rooney didn’t turn up to a tournament fit and ready after 2004, but yes he definitely underperformed. Not “looking as good” as players like Henry, Suarez etc is irrelevant. This is a discussion about the best British players. You’ve only listed two and I’d argue that on his day Rooney was better than Kane is and it would be close with Bale.

We could have digital LED shirts so we can keep changing them to the latest thing we need to virtue signal about throughout the season.

Jelly and ice cream.

I will never understand why Rooney is always overlooked in these conversations, I’m not saying he was the best but he deserves a mention. He’s won everything there is to win in club football. He would have won a European championship with England if he didn’t get injured. He’s the all time top scorer for Manchester United and England. I think people forget just how good he was when he was younger.

The lift in the shard gets down quicker than Forster does.

Newcastles owner had a journalist tortured, murdered and chopped to pieces. Saudi have been committing war crimes in Yemen for years. I would say that’s a murderous regime, not even close ties either he IS the regime. Out of sight out of mind though eh?

When are the government going to sanction Saudi Arabia and seize Newcastle football club?

This has all gone a bit far really hasn’t it?

Dulldays must be picking out his new username again already.

Little did he know

The 3 big teams all avoided each other. How shocking

Probably not the best day for this bump.

Just make sure the pub aren’t showing the match first!

Really thought we’d give this a go, especially with some of the teams left in it.

Sickening

I’m starting to think Putin thought that the invasion was enough to trigger NATO involvement and spark WW3 and when it hasn’t happened he’s a bit lost. There’s no way they are this badly organised deliberately They’re queuing up for miles on the way to Kyiv, they’re sitting ducks to anyone with the capability to obliterate them…. Almost as if that’s what he wants.

And then they’ll sell it to the Chinese instead.

Is it all over then?

How many guesses did you give him?