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By Steve Wilson Published on Friday 30 March 2012 07:30 Joel Ward feels Pompey’s loan contingent are providing the competition which has added a spark to their survival hopes. The versatile Blues star has seen the team at a low ebb at times this season and struggling to get a side out, with injuries and suspensions biting into the squad. But even after the recent high-profile loan departures, the recruitment of George Thorne, Scott Allan, Chris Maguire, Karim Rekik and Luca Scapuzzi has made Pompey’s regular first-teamers check over their collective shoulders once again. Ward said: ‘We’ve had a couple more loan additions come in lately. We’ve got some people back fit and all of a sudden there is some competition for places. ‘Everyone is playing for their positions now. We’ve got to put in performances week in, week out and keep pushing to stay in the side. ‘When anyone comes in, you take a look at yourself and all of us want to play football.

Published on Friday 30 March 2012 07:20 POMPEY administrator Trevor Birch has given his backing to the supporters’ takeover scheme. Mr Birch, PKF partner and joint administrator of the club, has been looking for a new buyer since February 17. He said: ‘Everyone stands to benefit from closer links between football clubs and their local communities. Any initiative that helps to strengthen this relationship should be welcomed. ‘The Pompey Supporters’ Trust’s campaign is a good idea and deserves a positive reception from fans. ‘We have been working closely with the trust since our appointment as administrators and hope to continue to do so. ‘If the initiative leads to a bid by the trust to buy the club then we will, of course, give it serious consideration.’

and you'd be the man for that!

I was getting it on with some right dirty sort in my car the other night. She said "I want you to f*ck me in the sh*thole" I said "I ain't driving to Portsmouth at this time of night!"

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "That's the only wish I'm not allowed to grant." "Fine," I said, "In that case, I want to die when Portsmouth stop cheating." "You crafty git!" said the fairy.

That's what the toy man did........honest guv!

What's the strangest looking tree in Portsmouth? A Family Tree.

How do you know when your newspaper is upside down? Poopey are top of the league.

I got myself a prostitute last night, when she asked me what I wanted to do to her? I said firstly want to go down on you for 20 minutes, after the first 10 minutes of muff diving I found a pea in my mouth! So I spat it out and carried on, a minute later I found a carrot so I spat it out and kept quiet and carried on, then I found a bit of beef in my mouth, I stopped and said to her are you sick? No she said but the last man was!

The leaked documents show that one of the biggest losses has been chalked up by Portsmouth, which has been placed in administration twice in the past two years and whose tax debt totals £17,276,315. The club should be paying the taxman £700,000 a year under the terms of a 2010 settlement, but so far no payments have been received. Geoff Carton-Kelly, the liquidator handling the 2010 administration of Portsmouth Football Club, said: ‘The final amount of unpaid tax could be up to £35million.’

Poopey 2-0 down lol

He's Two Sharp for them!!!!!

Top boobs imo.........is the left slightly smaller than the right one?

Billlllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do.................that's me..........I do.

Prove it!

Ah! you are next to the Canal Strasse!

What! this one?

Bristol C 1-0

I've got 5-0 in the prediction league, so best we get scoring!

Hull 1-0 up.....Derby 1-0 up

How cruel are Sky sports...making Paul Walsh summerise at St Marys!!

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http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36597-Blackpool-Game

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-complete-double-swoop-1-3656945?commentssort=1 2 in from Man City, I hope Coventry have taken note of this!