trousers

Now they're looking closer to the Australian coast (albeit still over 1,000 km away), could it be that if this was a 'hijack' situation, whoever had control of the plane was planning on landing it in Australia but misjudged the distance and fuel consumption?

Hmmm...tempting...

4 years ago today...

Just saw this headline on Twitter and built my hopes up for a moment... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/skip-is-torched-1-5965873

Disagree. It should be quite easy to come up with the name of a sponsor...

@pn_neil_allen: Iain McInnes insists #Pompey's Jamie O'Hara deadline day approach was no 'gimmick'. http://t.co/jrXorK2rDL Try reading Saintsweb Iain, then you'd know....

That's a level of stalking that I would be proud of. Hats off to you sir

@pn_neil_allen: That's it, no more arrivals. Danny Hollands and the return of Ryan Bird. Was enquiry for Jamie O'Hara but couldn't be sorted. #Pompey

@pn_neil_allen: Has been O'Hara enquiry but time ticking. Worth noting, max number of loanees in match-day squad is 5 - #Pompey have that incl Hollands.

Mark Catlin on the day Barker was appointed: "With the greatest of respect to Andy (Awford) I've felt like we've trod water for the last couple weeks really in terms of results" Back to treading water it is then....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26773822

Yes, I know....just seems like an odd one to come up with at random....unless I'm missing something somewhere (wouldn't be for the first time)

That's a bit of an obscure one. ITK?

The more I read about O'Hara's time at Wolves the more I hope he goes to Pompey. I can see him being sent off and falling out with the fans in his first game if his recent history is anything to go by.

http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=85882&page=15

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/danielle-lloyd-sexy-picture-instagram-3286888

I note that we're on page 1939. I wonder if it'll all be over by page 1945...?

Air Canada

Got a link to that? Can't seem to find it

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey chasing sensational swoop for Jamie O'Hara on emergency loan. http://t.co/lthTqaJx6d m.twitter.com/pn_neil_allen

@bigadamsport: RT @solentsport: #pompey confirm Richie Barker sacking in statement. "mutual consent" according to club. Andy Awford tasked with keeping club up. Well there's a surprise....no need for the inconvenience of actually paying compensation then.... #sameoldpompey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26765711

@pn_neil_allen: Have just spoken to Barker as he left. He had spent this morning trying to get players in before told of sacking. #Pompey

@pn_neil_allen: Barker gone, Awfs steps up as caretaker and expect very busy day on loan front as #Pompey push boat out financially on staying up. Spend, spend, spend.....Don't they ever ****ing learn?

Pompey? Pay up someone's contract? *puts mug of coffee down on desk*