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Teachers that say "Do you think we're here to look after your children?" when the school is forced to close after 3 flakes of snow. Yes you buffoons, of course that's one of the things you're paid to do. How else is the rest of the country supposed to function while you put your feet up at home because of 3 ****ing flakes of snow.

Teachers that think they know better than parents

Have I slipped through a time portal and woken up in 1994 ?! Does Lotus Notes really still exist?!

TV programmes that spend half the programme showing what's coming up and half the programme showing what you've already seen* (*Yes, I own up to having watched Helicopter Rescue from time to time...)

Sunderland AFC ‏@SAFCofficial Sunderland have completed the signing of Greek winger Charias Mavrias from Panathinaikos on a three-year deal.

Just watching MP's pre-match press conference on Saints Player. Someone asked how Osvaldo would fit into the team with Lambert as they are "similar players".... MP said he didn't think they were that similar and that they could easily play in the same team together.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC You can watch Mauricio Pochettino's pre-#SAFC press conference in full on Saints Player now: http://sfcne.ws/12rPkMJ #saintsfc

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2399713/Southampton-reach-Champions-League--says-Dejan-Lovren.html

Can anyone remember why the Banega trail went cold a few weeks ago? Was it just that there was no more talk about it in the press (which could be a good thing) or was there a quote from the Banega or Valencia camp that poured cold water on it?

Fingers crossed here for Banega....

Tom Coull ‏@TomCoull Unforeseen technical problems have meant the broadcast of MP's press conference has been cancelled. Unfortunately out of our control! Sorry.

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport Mauricio Pochettino:"Jason Puncheon made a personal decision and we agreed with it". #saintsfc

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Pochettino: "@danistone25 is a well-known player. I worked with him at Espanyol, but he's grown and progressed since then." #saintsfc MP: "We're an ambitious club. The project is clear, and we have a structure that starts with the Academy." #saintsfc MP: "We're pretty pleased with the players we've brought in, but we're also keeping an eye on the market." #saintsfc MP: "We have to be very careful and patient with our young players to gauge what they can give and what their potential is." #saintsfc MP on Saturday's game: "It will be a difficult game. #SAFC lost their first game of the season so they'll look to bounce back." #saintsfc MP: "Dani Osvaldo is going to be surrounded by a good group of people that will enable him to play his best football." #saintsfc MP: "You need a good mix between youth players and older, more experienced players. You need to have that equilibrium." #saintsfc

Yeah, it's just changed to 'private' and now they're twittering Pochettino quotes instead....

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC The manager is currently speaking to @bigadamsport for Saints Player... #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/q1BEDklKwA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WswmyoKODE

@SouthamptonFC: Good morning from Staplewood! Mauricio Pochettino will be conducting his pre-@SAFCofficial press conference at around 9.30am. #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: You can watch the manager's pre-match briefing LIVE on our @YouTube channel this morning - details of how to watch will follow. #saintsfc

People that post their many gripes in separate posts rather than group them altogether in one post

iPhones that say you've got a good data signal when you haven't. Aka technology companies that release flashy gizmos into the market before the infrastructure is up to scratch

Tourists who just stop in the middle of the pavement to take photographs and them expect you to walk around them while they spend 7 minutes composing the perfect photograph that they'll never ****ing look at again once they get home

People that haven't been trained in the usage of an umbrella

People that walk out of shops into the flow of pedestrians expecting you to stop in your tracks to let them out. No, you stop until its clear for you to proceed, you ignorant cretins

@SouthamptonFC: Jason Puncheon has been allowed to join @Official_CPFC on loan until the end of the 2013/14 season. #saintsfc http://t.co/XNIgEqOo2O

The small outdoor car park next to Charlotte Place NCP. 10 minute walk to stadium. £5. Need to get there at least 2 hours before kick off though as gets full quite early.