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Premier League ‏@premierleague Kevin Friend has been appointed referee for West Bromwich Albion v Southampton on Saturday August 17th. #WBASOU

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/cropper-named-in-u.s.-squad-987817.aspx

Wow...great save by Britt

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC Development Squad goalkeeper @codycropper has been called up by the United States for Wednesday's friendly against Bosnia. Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Full story on Cropper's first call-up to the senior U.S. side to follow.

http://www.thefa.com/england/News/2013/rickie-lambert-scotland.aspx

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Nabil Hassan ‏@NabilHassan79 Every 1st team player at Farnborough FC has changed their name legally by deed poll to the name of a legendary footballer in their position. Farnborough FC's new names have been submitted to the league – they will be legally known as Pele etc & this will be on back of their shirts. Additionally the manager of Farnborough FC, formerly known as Spencer Day, has changed his name to that of the 'Special One' Jose Mourinho.

Did you announce the pope was catholic at the same time...?

^This

3-3 Comedy defending...

Goal 2-3

Penalty to Liverpool

1-3 Rowe Another excellent goal Rowe looking class

Brilliant goal Sinclair 1-2

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas Lambert: "I'm trying to take everything in and be calm. I'm trying to do well, to impress and to get another chance." #lambertforengland Lambert: "I'm trying to prove that I can be here for whoever we're playing." #lambertforengland Lambert: "I'm always confident I can score goals. If I get a chance, I'm confident I can take it. My main focus is playing well." Lambert: "#SaintsFC have been terrific for me in every aspect." #lambertforengland Lambert: "I never gave up hope that I would be called up. Hopefully this sends a message out." #lambertforengland Lambert: "When Adam [Lallana] got called up last year, that gave everyone confidence. We've got some excellent young players." Lambert: "This is what I've been looking forward to. Pre-season is over now and the serious stuff gets going." #lambertforengland That's all from Rickie! Doesn't look out of place, does he? Good comments about his #SaintsFC teammates, too. #lambertforengland The FA ‏@FA Rickie Lambert's press conference is now over, we'll have videos from both his and Roy Hodgson's later #England v Scotland

The FA ‏@FA Press conference with Roy Hodgson @StGeorgesPark is over. #England player Rickie Lambert will follow shortly...

The FA ‏@FA Hodgson: Rickie Lambert is delighted to be here and didn't look out of place in training. When Wednesday is over I'll know more about him.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Saints U21s (vs @LFC): Britt, Stephens, McCarthy, Turnbull, Young; Reed, Flannigan, Moore; Sinclair, Seager, Rowe. #saintsfcu21s #saintsfc

Murray Groves @MurrayGroves Reputable established football associate. 14 years of experience representing several professional footballers. Views expressed are my own and not those of G.A. Manchester/London, UK Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves This isn't rare, #SaintsFC would need to offer a more lucrative deal than previously offered by Wolfsburg. Look out Wednesday. Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves The Osvaldo situation is not dissimilar to the Wanyama saga, just a case of a player holding out for a more lucrative deal. Roma can sell.