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Just had another look - seems to be a lot of 2+2=5 stuff. Probably nothing new in it. At ease...

More murmurings on Twitter tonight about this chap joining us...

Messi?

Hello sir. So the rumours of you moving to Reading with Mr Adkins were unfounded then...? When you say 'big'....are we talking double big or evening bigger than that? cheers

That's worthy of a thread of its own

@pn_neil_allen: Many congratulations @blueballoo2000 on your role at #Pompey. You can guarantee plenty of passion and drive! http://t.co/XGSiOnohKM

(I blame the teachers...)

From the comfort of my clean, on time, air-conditioned train, I agree with Saint Charlie

Yes

Can you submit that to this website please: http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ Thanks

It's unlikely that my daughter will get As in all her GCSEs this year but that's what she's aiming to achieve.

NOW TV From Sky ‏@NOWTVSport Barca and Real will need a miraculous comeback in their #UCL semi-finals, but what’s your favourite sporting comeback? We'll RT the best. Will Clarke ‏@willb0123 @NOWTVSport we didn't win, but David Norris' 94th minute equaliser for Portsmouth VS Southampton.... #pup Retweeted by NOW TV From Sky

Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn BREAKING: Lady Thatcher’s funeral cost just £3.6million - a THIRD of the £10m tag claimed by critics. Includes police pay. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4903067/Thatcher-funeral-cost-just-36m-a-THIRD-of-reported-figure.html

Bob Beech ‏@bobbeech1h Every single fan has to be a watchdog & be prepared to ask awkward questions a strong PST board needed now more than ever

Ray Ellis ‏@RayEllis8 @blueballoo2000 You a real star Micah. PUP what a result we have had thanks to guys like u. put my money in. Best grand I have ever spent Micah Hall ‏@blueballoo2000 @RayEllis8 thanks mate - it's a team effort. We leveraged the power of the collective and won. 250,000 of us, 4 or 5 of them:-)

The last 40 seconds of this video answers my question as to why the media aren't asking the difficult questions.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-pompey-press-conference-1-5032776 Carlsberg don't do sychophancy, but if they did...

Also good of them to include the Trust spokeman's mobile phone number in that document. Might come in helpful should there be any answered questions that need answering... (highly unlikely I know...)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/92903640/FC%20Media/PFC/20130424_PFC_Press_Briefing.pdf

If it was a negative 0.3 of a percentage point you can be sure the opposition would have been making just as big a deal about such a small figure....

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/weak-gdp-figures-suggest-something-really-bad-may-have-happened-a-few-years-ago-2013042566725

So that can blame someone else when it goes t1ts up again...

I can hear the collective clunk of axe grinders and flutter of bunting being put back it the cupboards of disappointed Tory haters across the land as we speak... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22290407

24) Why does companies house show that 'Portsmouth Community Football Club Limited' is nearly two months overdue filing its annual director's return? Has the company been fined for not adhering to this legal requirement?