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So they get further ahead of Pompey?

Can someone quickly clarify the posting rules for me, for a non-Saints matchday thread? In other words, do nuns and trolley dollies still have an effect on the results, so they go in Saints' favour, or do they only work when Saints are playing? Thanks.

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Atmosphere building ahead of Boro match. Players arriving and greeting the fans. #Pompey http://t.co/T6YQiPDE There should just about be enough time to shake hands with all of them....all of the crowd, that is... ;-)

Good to see technology snobbery is still alive and well in 2012. Reminds me of the halcyon days of the mid 80s. "My micro computer's better than yours....ner ner ner ner ner"

@joshooiveld20: Strange that some newspapers use quotes when I never spoke to them. #wheredotheygetitfrom?! On the way to leeds for 3 important points! COYR Wonder what the mis-quotes are?

"You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say will be taken down and may be used in evidence. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence." Erm, can someone quickly remind me what the definition of 'cheating' is again....?

I'd be very surprised if PKF didn't litter their due diligence report of PFC with caveats galore. The report that was done for the takeover of Saab (or was it Stryker?), when CSI was looking to buy them, was peppered with loads of arse covering caveats IIRC. (although that wasn't done by PKF)

That company doesn't exist on the companies house search index. Anagram? Hmmmm....I've got the word 'tinpot' so far....working on the rest... ;-)

How can you tell whether '11' is his age or IQ...? ;-)

Mr Dwyer (@daveydwyer) 3/2/12 7:04 PM To the amazing #saintsfc fan who donated a ticket for tomorrows #pompey, thank you. I wouldn't have afforded it otherwise. Forever grateful.

I'm warming up Emma Bunting as we speak...

@pn_neil_allen: AA blames DL, DL blames bad luck, PS blames SAF, VA blames fan expectation, MJ blames PS, SG blames BC. Always someone else's fault. #Pompey

@joshooiveld20: @jackcork1 heard whole fist went up. Found a pair of goggles while he was up there.

Any idea which WBA they'll be loaning in on a free to replace him? Edit: great minds thinking alike again.. . :-)

Here, here. Cheers guys.

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/leeds-united/latest-whites-news/leeds-united-v-southampton-saints-boss-ready-for-crunch-clash-1-4307611

Some unhappy bunnies at Elland Road it would seem... http://lufctrust.squarespace.com/blog/2012/3/2/lust-board-members-ticket-purchasing-accounts-blocked-by-lee.html

He's right you know

Not bad for a bunch of amateur investigative geniuses...

Alex Goring Crook‏@alex_crook (National newspaper journalist, Soccer Saturday commentator and reporter for Road to London and World of Football TV shows) Spoken to potential new #pompey owner and he says the club are no longer a viable purchase due to lack of parachute payments and wage bill Says any owner would have to stump up £11m pounds just to cover wages of #pompey players contracted next season Also says administrator's comments yesterday may put off buyers as they may not have time to carry out due diligence before #Pompey fold Would not be fair to name him but he has experience of running clubs at highest level and has been monitoring the #pompey situation 4 2 yrs. British. Needs to be someone who loves the club and willing to lose a lot of money

I'm getting a feeling in my waters that this whole football club ownership malarkey is going to fall in a heap sometime soon

Talksport are reporting this as Coventry not Birmingham. Or maybe they're both in the same boat?

Conn: "Portsmouth is a big club" Going on about how Antonov's arrest has left Pompey in dire straits.

So, AA will be attending the initial creditors meeting that Birch is duty bound to hold then.....? I'd pay good money for ringside seat to that one