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Come on! You know the rules.....always read the previous 57,597 posts before posting something new.....

He's right up there in terms of goals per game ratio.

The Football League Executive Committee are meeting about this very matter as we speak....

Everything? You sure? I don't ever recall seeing a baby tortoise on a skateboard.

Storrie: "The only chance left for the club is for Chanrai to return as a 'reluctant owner' again, perhaps/hopefully in some kind of colaboration with the Pompey Trust" (or words to that effect)

Gray: "Would Pompey give back the FA Cup for financial stability?" Storrie: "Most fans would say 'no' "

Keys reckons Storrie might have an idea up his sleeve to rescue the club this time around.....coming up after the break....

"Great transport links to London Waterloo" That's the deal clincher right there.....

Gray: "Why would someone say: here's a £100 million for that club?"

Keys to Storrie: "There were dozens of football clubs up and down the land looking for buyers so what made you think these multi-multi millionaires were interested in Portsmouth?" lol

"Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals," "Every year I expect it to be less foolish and every year it is more so," - on the Finnish rock band Lordi winning the contest in 2006. "They are serving alcohol on the side as well, so everyone is well fuelled. I, of course, am remaining true to the promise I made to my mother all those years ago..." "and you may find that she bears a remarkable facial resemblance to Toyah Wilcox and can't tell stork from butter" "thats a good one, maybe we should try it on the last night of the proms - the old parrot on the pianists shoulder trick" "haha! the lunatic fringe still lives in Ireland" (after awarding 10 points to Belgium) "I think the UK is suffering from what I like to call post Iraq backlash" "If you like cleavage you'll will be rewarded for the next few minutes"

@pn_neil_allen: Appleton targeting loan striker signing before Reading visit. http://t.co/l5ELoEaZ #Pompey

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool. Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Nice article.

PTS Caption Competition....

1/2: @pn_neil_allen: RT @blueballoo2000: how many more years of relegation and administration while Chainrai tries to get his money back? Its GONE. He LOST it by own poor choice

It's the farcical nature of the competition that makes it excellent entertainment value.

If they can't get the easy things right it's no wonder they struggle with the complicated stuff...

The Guardian can't even get the spelling right on their hyperlinks.... ;-)

6 points in the bag.

@pn_neil_allen: RT @skinnymanpfc: @pn_neil_allen what's the problem with chanrai? He didn't get us in this mess. CSI did. Pompey fans are Very very fickle. @pn_neil_allen: RT @ShaunReyno: So, Chanrai may come back to Pompey to keep the twitching body alive.... I'd rather a dignified death #getoutofourclub #pup @pn_neil_allen: Fascinating #Pompey debate over Chainrai today. In his defence, however, he did honour one promise. 10 plasma TVs!! http://t.co/fIsKfua5

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