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@pn_neil_allen: Well, this Premier League loan keeper isn't Henderson or Daniels. Also Curanovic not expected on trial until Spain tour. More later. #Pompey

There you go Top Gun. This is the level of optimism you should be aspiring to... :-)

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/early-bird-extension-boosts-pompey-sales-1-4026285

Banks contribute 11% of the entire UK's tax revenues. True story. Although, granted, that figure would be less if Jimmy Carr paid tax) :-)

A post that is clearly not cynical enough for the Saints Web Forum. Must try harder next time to sound less positive and not so upbeat. FFS! ;-))

P.s, which one of you is Bridge Too Far? That deserves an Oscar that one ;-)

Look guys, please can we keep this on topic otherwise I'll be left with no choice but to resurrect St.David, Saintlee, Tommac and Roman. And we don't want that, do we?

Osbourne is saying that Balls "has questions to answer". Seems a reasonable stance to me. I think we'd all agree that any government in power when something like this was going on under their noses would have questions to answer. Of course, he may have been implying that he thinks Balls was fully aware of the conversations that his fellow ministers were having with this Bank of England chap who in turn was pressurising Barclays to think about what they could be doing differently with the Libor rate, but, being a politician Osbourne stopped short of a direct accusation. That's what all politicians are good at... saying what they want people to hear without actually saying it.

All the best sir. My thoughts are with you.

^ This

The way I read the Spectator quote is that Osbourne was saying that Balls must have known which ministers Diamond was referring to, not that it was Balls himself that spoke to the Bank of England chap. When read in full context I think it can be interpreted both ways.

Incorrect. Allow me to correct you if I may... :-) http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_the_Olympic_Games#section_1

Come on now Mr Allen...time to reveal that you're an undercover 'scummer' ... There can't be any other explanation as to why you keep feeding our nutjob like obsession with Pompey related mirth day in day out

Good track covering ;-)

Being an international striker for a country in the top 20 FIFA rankings probably gives him more top trump points than our other (non-international) strikers. There again, oranges aren't the same colour and texture as apples so that could be me spouting a load of tripe for once.

That's actually quite clever. Might try that myself

Jeremy Clarkson ‏@jcrclarksonesq Oh no. I've just seen a man with a beard heading down the M4 towards London, which is where the Olympics are being held. Police matter?

Sky Sports ‏@SkySports Scottish Football League clubs will meet on Friday, July 13 to vote whether to accept newco Rangers into the league. Full story to follow.

Glasgow stole it first.... ;-)

The good name of the pot noodle has been cleared...! Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak Staffordshire Police: Report of vapour escaping from bag on board coach on M6 toll turned out to be health improvement aid for smokers

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/03/london-2012-olympics-will-deliver-boost-to-economy-lloyds-banking-group-16bn_n_1645168.html

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9800702.County_NHS_service_in_good_health/?ref=twt&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

@jordansibley: @skysports_ed We will have the red carpet out for your arrival

Probably some guy with a thermos of hot water and a pot noodle for the trip!

Luke Dowling's first day at the office....