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I'm struggling with the moral dichotomy of local farm reared British rib of beef and some frozen gloop in a packet from Bejam....

Because men are better cooks than women. HTH

Whilst I'm without question one of the best amateur cooks in the land, I've never mastered the art of Yorkshire Pudding.... I've just ordered a lovely forerib of beef for Mothering Sunday from the local farm shop, which I'll no doubt cook to perfection, but I need to tap into the vast wealth of SWF culinary expertise to help me improve upon my one and only downfall in the kitchen. I follow the usual advice...."make sure the fat is blisteringly hot"....."don't use self raising flour, use plain flour and bi-carb"....."use double the number of egg yolks"...etc, etc....but I either end up with a slab of wet stodge or a thin crisp sheet of something resembling cardboard. Please help. "SWF threads don't get much tougher than this..."

http://www.nhs.uk/NHSEngland/Healthcareabroad/EHIC/Pages/Introduction.aspx "You can apply for the card free of charge on the official EHIC website (www.ehic.org.uk). Other unofficial websites may charge you if you apply through them."

@solentsport: West Ham sign Pompey's Henderson: West Ham sign Portsmouth keeper Stephen Henderson on loan, with a view to a pe... http://t.co/aWKzMqvv

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17397554

Agree that Adkins is adept at "pulling the wool over our eyes" when it comes to giving out injury news.....ergo, it doesn't rule out the possibility that they are making more out of Tadanari's injury than is actually the case. Adkins: "Here you are Lee....grab these crutches before you leave....hobble out of the ground so that the journos think you're more injured than you actually are"* *That made up quote was brought to you courtesy of Conspiracy Theoris R Us Inc.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17388930

@solentsport: #saintsfc legend Matt Le Tissier believes current boss Nigel Adkins has done a fantastic job @solentsport: Le Tissier is also desperate to see #pompey survive

So, there's still a chance he might be ok...?

Depends which cheek his tongue was in at the time....

Capital 'A' ;-)

Whaaaaaa.....? You mean....you mean....no south coast monkey chicken petting zoo...? How am I gonna break this bombshell to the kids...? :-(

@pn_neil_allen: Just to clarify #Pompey presently have squad of 18. That includes crocks Benjani and Kanu. Also Webster, three loanees and only one keeper!

The Solent tweet said they were a 'major doubt' and 'doubtful' respectively. Without wishing to steal MLG's thunder, have you heard additional news that turns the 'doubt' into a 'definite'? Cheers

I think the OP was anticipating that having gone to the expense of paying for corporate hospitality that he would be contacted by someone who at least had a foundation in how to communicate with corporate hospitality clients.

The OP is correct to question the lack of 'corporate hospitality' he received in the email from 'corporate hospitality'. HTH

@pn_neil_allen: Tickets sold so far for this weekend's visit of Bristol City to Fratton - 14,868. #Pompey

No..... I lived in North Essex for 7 years in the 90's and can indeed confim that the traffic "up there" is nothing compared to the over-crowded traffic-fest down here.

No. I think we should take it as a back-handed compliment

"Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 11:37 AM Good luck HM. On another note l managed to persuade my two cousins to come to the match Saturday one is a WHU fan and the other Burnley and they are going to wear their clubs shirts in support of Pompey."

Yeah, but at least we now know the name of the kitman....

Sam Hoskins joins Rotherham on loan. EOM.

@solentsport: #Reading confirm they've agreed a deal to sign #Pompey midfielder Hayden Mullins on loan until the end of the season