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Broja scores for Chelsea

Goal fest in the Norwich v Preston game. Inevitable after all the articles this week highlighting that Preston have only scored 4 and conceded 4 all season

The bloke's a fraud

Mara...

Not sure the rules allow us to bring on a player not named in the squad?

Tend to agree... Now we have more places on the bench than a few years ago, we should always give one of the places to one of the most promising u23/u18s players IMO. So Ballard instead of Walcott for me.

Ralph mentioned at the press conference that a few players had been ill during the week, so perhaps he was one of them and hasn't recovered in time?

I have to admit that it is tough being me, surrounded by idiots all day every day.

Yeah, them twats too

Any chance you could continue to post this line every day for the foreseeable future, just in case someone missed it the first 372 times? Cheers me ol' mucker. P.s. bloke's not blokes

People that omit the apostrophe from Hallowe'en.

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Nice racoon

First time I've heard it called that

Who are these two lads, as shown in today's 1st team training video? (apologies, I get the likes of Ballard, Dibling and Payne mixed up!) Cheers.

Do you think a peanut is a nut? I would venture that most people think it is... (Yes, I'm fully aware it's a dodgy analogy )

Nope, zero analysis on the goals IIRC. In fact, I don't think they even commented on Saints performance at all, was all about Everton and how resilient Lampard has made them this season

A default 3-0 defeat (and a notional fine?) works for me...

Chances of a new hyper-virulent covid variant bringing the country to a halt between now and next weekend?

Probably because he's comfortably kept us up each season with zero player budget? This season is a different kettle of fish of course... He's now got an owner that has thrown c.£70m into the player purchase pot. He *could* comfortably keep us up again or he *could* fail. The early signs are pointing towards the latter but, as I say, we've had similar 'early signs of failure' most/every season he's been here and he manages to turn things around. My gut feel is not to take the risk on him pulling off another of those turnarounds again this season and to twist rather than stick (which, of course, presents its own risks, but on balance, I'm now thinking we should go for a change)

I've been "off the fence" for a few weeks now... Keep up me ol' mucker...