trousers

Lytham St Annes

Is this confirmed or still at the snowballing saga stage?

Bobby Davro

I refuse to believe this until MLG starts a new thread

I'm still waiting for an opportune moment to post a porcupine doing a high five

Maybe not as Sicily as it sounds....

I think you're getting him confused with Peggy Ann Garner

James Garner

*lost

Based on previous posts on here over the last few months, my understanding it's that the replacement has been deferred to the World Cup break due to the discovery that the roof requires reinforcement.

Apologies if already mentioned, and a bit of a minor / tangential observation, but my son pointed out at the game yesterday that our keeper was wearing last season's keeper kit rather than this season's new one. Anyone know why?

No.... We need Man Utd to have a decent result before they face us, otherwise we all know what happens when an out-of-form / winless team pitches up at St. Mary's....

Or do what I do and smuggle a bottle of Michele Alois Cunto into the stadium in my pants

I had my suspicions

They've missed a step out there.... "Get mobile phone network providers to increase bandwidth so that you can actually text during the game"

People that don't possess enough brain cells to be quiet on a train's quiet carriage. Cretins. P.s. and where do you have to be on the sub-intellectual scale to even contemplate bringing a screaming sprog onto said carriage?

I had my suspicions

Malta, Hawaii and Mauritius

Your wish is my command...

They're regurgitating the Daily Mail, so it's bound to be 100% true.

In other interesting news, I've been up to the summit of the tallest mountain on the planet....