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Yeah, a bit like some of the spelling on here...

This. Although our players seemingly couldn't be arsed to voiciferously complain about it to the ref either (as far as I could see)

Maybe Shane Long is the answer....?!

Rhetorical questions are definitely my favourite type of question

Why would a team that lost once between mid December and early March need to strengthen their squad in the January transfer window?

If only you'd mentioned this BEFORE his form dropped off you'd now be hailed a genius on here... #captainhindsight

Full time

Decent effort from S.Armstrong

6 mins + an extra minute for the ongoing hold up

At least 5 mins added time here, surely?

Shit. How have we not scored there?

Indeed. No incentive for him to bust a gut for the rest of the season I'd have thought given he's already caught the eye of bigger suitors.

At least it means the Saintsweb doom and gloom brigade get to post more often

Can't see us scoring here

Ralph's post match interview should be interesting...

How many other Newcastle players are looking for their debut goal today?

Bugger

Bugger

Boom!

I'll give you Severn out of 10 for that one

Does this mean they have to return all the trophies they've bought over the last 19 years...?

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