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Superb putt! Was starting to look like USA might win the afternoon 3-1 half an hour ago

Surprising lack of scar tissue with the European team...

Damn... if only we didn't already have a glut of outstanding strikers on our books...

Indeed. By the way, Impressive speed with the summary sir... Do you use a voice-to-text app or are you a super-human typer?! Yours curiously....

Summary: everything's hunky dory

Yep... https://fb.watch/nmuTxvKcOC/

13:30

Pretty unprecedented to be this late... Maybe Martin has thrown in the towel...? #conspiracytheoriesRUs Edit: ah, looks like it's not far away...

What's happened to the pre-match press conference for this game? Typically on the Thursday for a Saturday game isn't it? We're almost less than 24 hours from kick off given its a lunch time kick off...

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23818733.southampton-ceo-parsons-explains-keeping-finances-control/

Doesn't Glasgow Saint still have a copyright on that particular posting tactic? #textbook

Any chance you could expect us to lose every week? Thanks 👍🙂

A repeat mention for the ever expanding "Can I get...?" brigade. Cretins.

Is that on both sides of the debate or just one side....?

Rishi Sunak on BBC Radio Berkshire this morning: [Paraphrasing] Presenter: "Our local club Reading FC are being penalised and relegated to League 1 due to poor ownership. You've got plently of money....would you consider buying Reading FC?" Sunak: "I've got enough to worry about with Saints after our relegation and poor start this season so I'll have to pass on that offer I'm afraid" So, reading between the lines, Rishi will be lining up a takeover bid after the general election then....? (2 + 2 = 5)

The only trouble with being too positive all the time is that some twat on here might dig out what you were saying about our prospects around this time last year...

Do we know definitively that he turned us down?

At least Russell Martin has led us to the top of one table...

If this match conforms to 'maximum Saintsy' principles, then we'll sneak a flukey win, thus granting RM a stay of execution, only to then go on to lose to Stoke and Rotherham in our next two games... #mysticmeg #thesouthamptonway

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