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Chances of a sneaky appearance on the bench today with a 10 minute cameo when we're already 7-0 up?

'Gender Reveals' Since when did this f***ing abomination become a thing and how f***ing shallow and vein do you have to be to even contemplate doing such a thing....? What a load of old shite.

My first game of the season so a nailed on 9-0 home win. COYR!

Likewise, although it wouldn't surprise me if Martin chooses to rotate the squad a bit with Sulemana starting on the bench...

The stats might prove me wrong but I felt we gave the ball away much more in the first half than the second...

Martin: "Two really good wins, this was a better performance overall than vs Leeds" (paraphrased)

During our 4 match blip, Martin made it clear we missed Stephen's leadership and that he'd effectively walk straight back in the team when he's fit. Maybe a back 3/5 could work...?

Give me a break... Having been the ultimate Saintsweb optimist for the last 17 years I'm enjoying playing the pessimist for a change this season...

A win's a win but that was a step back from the performance vs Leeds (that first half at least). Here's hoping we can get our mojo back vs Rotherham on Saturday.

Yep, Hinchcliff's last throw of the talking bollocks dice this evening

This. No need to rest him for Rotherham when we needed to push on here

FFS... UNFORCED ERROR AHOY!

Put your life savings on 1-1 #inevitable

Post of the night! Lol

Yep, his best game for us so far

Hope Martin doesn't sub off Sulemana too early... Would like to see him given maximum possible time here

The worldie free kick aside, that was a pretty ordinary Saints performance against a very ordinary Stoke side. Given our superior quality (on paper) we should be out of sight by now. Let's ditch the tippy-tappy Russ-ball again and give the directness of the first half vs Leeds another crack of the whip.

Thick northerners #standard

Yep, he sucks...

Just need to keep one of our customary clean sheets and we win this.... ah...

Bosh!

JWP territory

FFS Stu... Pass to one of your colleagues once in a while!

His pass completion rate must be in single percentage figures at the moment