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Poor from Adams. Zero composure.

Time to stick a pony on 0-0 I reckon

Decent enough start but showing how much we miss Stuart Armstrong's link up play IMO

FFS... Hattrick ahoy!

"About 2 weeks" - Ralph Hasenhuttl (12th August, 20th August, 26th August, 31st August, 5th September, 13th September)

Good to see you've got the hang of this pragmatism malarkey at long last...

Indeed. We all know that "Don't Pay The Ferryman" is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen but Shane, the white van driver from Basildon, has probably never heard of it, FFS

The public got it right in 1975 though, so it doesn't always result in a disaster. And the Irish public got it right more recently, after initially getting it wrong...

P.s. "democracy" voted in the idiots that promised a referendum in the first place... #rootcause

Including the one held in 1975?

Agree. I've always said people not blessed with intelligence (by birth or otherwise) shouldn't be allowed to participate in democracy...

Bit rubbish this year. That's all.

Cracking game

Probably avoiding futile "I'm right!", "No, I'm right!", "No, you're wrong!", "No, you're wrong!" bun fights on an internet football forum?

Sellotape

Business or pleasure?

So all Cameron and Corbyn needed to do was paint "Free barbeque flavour hoola-hoops for life - Vote Remain" on the side of a Winnebago and they'd have been victorious? You could've bally well told them at the time so they didn't have to do all that gritt d-teeth "the EU is great" malarkey FFS

Now that would tempt me vote Labour for the first time ever

So, not people banging on about it on football forums then?

I don't wish to start any conspiracy theories (honest!) but Ralph has gone from regularly predicting a return for Armstrong in "a couple of weeks" over the last couple of months to giving no timeframe at all, now just saying that he's still out. All seems a tad odd for what was originally described as a 'minor calf injury'. Yes, I know players can have set backs but still makes me ponder whether there was more to his injury than the club initially let on in the first place.

Hasenhuttl said at the press conference that Walcott was training but Armstrong wasn't

Walcott started full training today but Stuart Armstrong still out of action

I could be mis-remembering here, but I always thought it was the Remain camp that kept playing the fear card, which is why they came across as having a negative campaign rather than a positive one? As I say, could be my dodgy memory (I am human, after all...)

Even if I can be convinced that it 'swung the needle', one thing that is puzzling me is why on Earth the Remain campaign didn't counter it with their own 'effective advertising'. Given how it was so obviously a campaign winner (so I'm being told), why didn't the Remain campaign succeed in exposing it's deception? Given how it was obviously unachievable, surely it would have been easy to debunk? I still maintain the result panned out the way it did partly due to the ineptitude of those promoting the cause for remaining. (In other words, it's your fault #tongueincheek)