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Good question

Why is my official BT stream about 45 seconds behind the 'live' updates on here?

Need to sub Ings (never thought I'd hear myself saying that)

"the skipper knocks one out to Redmond" Whatever floats your boat I guess...

We can always rely on the SWF knee-jerk brigade for a laugh

Newcastle down to 10 men... That means goals, goals, goals...

And that's why JWP should take every freekick

Which, coincidentally, is the average memory span of your average fickle football fan...

I must have missed you posting this every week during 2020.... 🙄

Indeed. Why didn't JWP take the freekick?

I was just typing: "going in at 2-1 is a good outcome given Newcastle were threatening to run away with it at one point" and then McCarthy does his thing. Bugger.

FFS. Self inflicted bollocks

Armstrong is one of the players we miss most when he's out

Can't remember the last time I saw a player drop so much in form in such a relatively short space of time. Appreciate he had an injury and a brush with covid but he's so far removed from the threat he used to be at the moment

Diallo is injured

That's how you do it Danny...

Game over. Hey ho. It took us a few weeks to get our mojo back after last season's 9-0

The 2020 version of Ings buries that

Jogging back from the half way line...

Cock. Been coming.

Careful that doesn't get interpreted the wrong way!

Tentative start. Need to be more positive / assertive

Looking edgy

Too dark?

And a northern accent to boot