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How can that be? I thought relegated teams were almost guaranteed to be better than your average Championship side...?

Plymouth....?

Surely one of our crack local journos has already sought and gained an explanation for this bizarre signing....?

If only we could have faith in the new recruitment team being better ...

That's what worries me...

Which means it could be worse...?

Surprised Leicester didn't bring on an embryo for their final sub....

Only took 92 minutes for us to go long ball and cause a bit of panic in the Leicester box...

I admire your optimism...

Any reason why the ref is letting the Leicester defenders hold onto Tall Paul every single time we look to put a cross in (which, admittedly, isn't very often!)

Rusk is going to come out with a load of positive spin bollocks after the match, isn't he?

The ref's a useless twat? Just a hunch...

Strolling around at the back. Zero offensive intent.

He'll be sharing a changing room with one shortly though...

Anyone got a time machine...?

Take your pick: https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/teams/mens-team

Wonder if he steals from charities and avoids paying tax too? #thecluesarethere

If Rusk mentions "making progress", "several positives" or "players giving their all" in his post match interview I fear for the safety of our cats...

Fernandes off... WTF...?

Smallbone to the rescue!

We almost did a goal!

Your faith in the new recruitment set-up is admirable (Odds-on I'll get a bite on this statement before the end of the season... )

Birtles saying we should put the ball in the box. What utter twaddle... What on Earth would that achieve FFS...

Calling @Matthew Le God to the thread to remind us how much better these players are than most Championship teams...