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I can't believe I got this far through a thread without the mention of Steve De Ridder! edit: Dammit, someone beat me to it after all

Ormorod was the first name I thought of, but also have to give a mention to Gordon Hobson

Plymouth Reserves would beat us too.

After the last game : RECORD CONFIRMED: Relegated with the most remaining games left (7) Most defeats in a season: 30 Biggest margin between a relegated team and survival: 26 Fewest home points in a season: 6 JOINT RECORD CONFIRMED: Lowest 'top scorer': 4 (Paul Onuachu 4) Most away defeats in a season: 15 Most home defeats in a season: 15 Fewest home wins in a season: 1 CLOSE BUT NOT QUITE S*** ENOUGH: Fewest points in a season: 11 (12) Worst home goal difference in a season: −38 (-34)

Do they even need to play a goalkeeper?

Maybe we should have gone for that one handed Belgian after all - probably would have spent less time in the treatment room.

Dragan to take over Club statement: January 14 | Southampton FC Official Site

A win? What's one of those?

The best representation of Russball I have ever seen. Hats off to you sir! One day, this will be in all football coaching manuals

Too many links between 5, 7, 8 and 4. What is completely lacking in this diagram is the bulk of the passes between 2 and 3, occasionally involving 5 and 4. You've also missed the one way passes from 9, 10 and 11 to 1.

Now THAT is what possession based football should look like! And how we can dream of the days of the Wallaces on the wing crossing the ball into a striker in the middle.

It's clearly not that super - it reckons we will score 36 goals!

Branfoot was absolutely hated. You could feel the hatred and anger in the crowd at every match. Martin gets none of that. Generally I think he is a decent bloke who is doing his best. Unfortunately that best is woefully inadequate for the Prem, and you can tell in his body language he is waiting to be put out of his misery.

The sixth goal was down to Wolves 'pissing about at the back'. Such a great tactic. Maybe we should try it. Oh....

We'd probably only get a points deduction.... If we had any.

How much did Gareth Bale get from Real Madrid for playing golf every weekend?

Like buying injured players would put off Saints...

Ed Sheeran to continue as Ipswich Town shirt sponsor | East Anglian Daily Times (eadt.co.uk) C'mon Craig David! Dig deep into those pockets....

Tommy Fourpast was better than Bazunu. I'm sure someone can find stats to prove it.

Even the Skates losing 4-0 at home had more shots on target than us.

Probably a good thing - we are the only club that never gets the 'bounce'

Last year I managed odds of 28-1 on relegation, and thought I was doing alright for it until that Hughes chap turned up. This year I got 8-1 with Betfair, which have shortened since. Historically, the team that finished one above the relegation zone has struggled the following season and more often than not been relegated.

Number 5 - has a number 3, looks like Maya,

Niemi Clyne Svensson VVD Dennis Case Schneiderlin Le Tissier Bale Shearer Pahars Subs Shilton Wright Lambert Dodd Alderweirald D Wallace Mane Manager: Poch

It's not Henry - It's Penry. Hong Kong Phooey's full name is Penrod Pooch.