The Fat Controller

To the old Cliff Richard tune of congratulations Administration our Jubilation weve let all the pikey scum come in for free Administration Administration Your Foreign crooks are gone and now your history!

no they get 33% of whats left after police and everything else is paid , 33% goes to FA

Seriously guys n gals use this number 01271 335708 straight through to The Call Centre in Barnstaple- if your on the database you will get tickets

Thanks guys got mine!!

who'd want to play for pompey's team knowing they won't get paid!

I have same problem and just emailed saints now

build a bonfire build a bonfire Put Pikey W******d on the top Put Fratton Park in the middle and we'll burn the f***ing lot !! We Hate Pompey, We Hate Pompey!!

I'd like to sign Antonio , he has pace and isn't scared to take players on. Papa will command a decent fee but he is becoming a worthwhile player to keep and develop pending him settling down in this country

Do you think either or both should be signed on a permanent basis.... your views?

Lallana for wotton

Pardew saying no more signings could be a smoke screen to divert the attention from us

Lallana and Barnard from the bench later if needed

Davis Thomas, Jaidi, Fonte, Harding Antonio Wotton Schneiderlin Holmes Waigo Lambert

17.27 Plymouth Argyle attacker Jason Puncheon is undergoing a medical at Southampton ahead of a permanent move to St Mary's. Puncheon is currently on loan at MK Dons, but is set to join their League One rivals

Now this could be fun if we could get it re-worded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grN83P-jC4&feature=related Were having a gangbang were having a ball The Skates are going to the wall we'd like you to join us its part of the fun Oh a gang bangs what we do when we get rid of scum

its likely he will be the sub keeper and hopefully The our supporters will forget the rivalry for a couple of minutes give him a decent ovation when he comes out, and no doubtedly he will do the same back being the club legend he is.

Sky Sports now reporting that Saints want Danns on bottom of Puncheon article

there ******ed now for sending in their tax returns on line.... more fines from HMRC for paying late!!

Money Money Money you owe the taxman money in your fake sheik world aaaaaah aaaaaaaaah Dream is all you can do cos you have no dirty money in your fake sheik world

1 ticket wanted call 07832275183 steve thanks

how about this (to my old mans a dustman) Westwood is w*nker, he's such a F*cking tw*t We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse and then we'll burn his sh*tty hat. or to dirtee cash tune Arab talks, Arab talks Dirtee Cash for Pompey but None left to pay the v a t

Where's your Camels gone, where's your camels gone

make ticket prices cheap as possible (fA minimum)as they will only get 1/3rd gate receipts and the police bill will be huge.

how about these- you'll never play here again,you'll never play here again Flog your Caravans, flog your caravans or ironically theres only 1 Arry Redknapp!!

Skates at home .....a final humiliation for our fishy friends before they go out of business and on the bright side if they went out of business before the game we'd get a bye to the 6th round!