Suhari

I know what it's like to need another 2 inches.

Is he going to go full retard?

Love Adams.

Automisms.

Oriel forgot to fit his heading head tonight.

That is serious mental. Who do they get to try and keep them up? Surely it's too late for the Fat Sam Siren! That club is fucked.

Adam fucking Hammill. A fat Scouse in a t-shirt. Remember him coming on once as a sub, and I wondered which kebab House he was signed from. Whatever happened to him?

Foster with a worldie of a save.

Romeu off. Huh?

Valery coming on.

Werner with another chance. Like a knife through butter.

So.... Who's going to get themself sent off?

4-0 Salisu fuck up. Off home.

Terrible performance. We're nowhere near them. Poor, poor, poor

Werner scores.

How long until the commentators mention 'that' scoreline? Shit. Nearly 3.

Fuck.

Get it fucking forward!

Bollocks. Can't say it hasn't been coming.

Werner channeling his inner Shane Long.

Good evening. Apparently we have a 'partizan home crowd'. Who knew?

Utd are really shit.

C'mon Man U. Fully behind you today. You've got a new fan: for the next couple of hours anyway. Yuk. Feel sick cheering them. I've got 40 minutes to wash my mouth out thoroughly, and cleanse with a Bangkok evening beer. Then I'll turn to insulting The Dugout Losers.

"Get it fucking forward!"

You can be in company and still be lonely. Saw that on mental health poster. Plus: private clouds. All the rage now. Azure, AWS and wonot.