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I've heard a rumour that Stoke fans are starting a telephone counselling service for us.

Any likelihood that two of them will be: "Lyanco. WTF do you pick him?" "Nathan: do you actually have a fucking clue what you're doing?"

Curious what the manager's post-match comments will be.

Enlightening?

As do I actually. Talk about split loyalties. Sunday afternoon tea is going to be a tense affair!

Are his family members still posting on here? As life-long Saints fans, I wonder what they're thinking about things now?

I remember a few relegation battles when we lacked some quality. At least we saw effort and passion. Any chance of re-signing Mickey Evans and Robbie Slater?

Stu! Great tackle. 😃

They don't understand what position they're meant to be in...

Wow. Anti-Jones chants. A lot of them.

Comically ponderous in the final third. Again.

And that means goals, goals, goals.

I never really knew what an 'automism' was, but it would be nice if we had one now.

This. That last 'attack' just fizzled out. As usual.

Said Semmens while queuing for his Bovril.

That's the big concern for me..... what approach is Jones even trying to implement? Just no resemblance of a plan or structure.

So poor. For a manager to have such a lack of (positive) impact on the squad is beyond dismal. Seem to be getting worse each game.

If you're lucky Pilchards still has his Croatian ex's number.

Just out of the car after a long drive up norf. Got in, opened a beer, was surprised to see Lyanco was starting. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AS SOON AS I TURNED THE FUCKING TABLET ON? A clue: it wasn't sexy Croatian nuns with questionably hairy minges. Fuck me. Lyanco you twat.

Good lord!

I just did a little sex-wee.

We were good for a bit: the back-to-back promotions, Poch, Koeman. We've had it good. It's like remembering an old girlfriend who was really out of your league. (God i miss Judith's rack). But I agree with you. I want some more.

They were heavily linked in the summer too. Surely we wouldn't flog him now. Would be one hell of a gamble.

VVD played superbly for us in the few weeks before he joined 'Pool. If memory serves.....

As posted by someone previously. Their 'plan/model' is great for a mid-table Championship team. Incredibly tough to make it work in the prem, with a club already in decline. Hopefully they're here for the long haul.