Suhari

I think our model is working quite well, although not as well as it did in the past. The board seems to be doing a great job. Wouldn't want us to try and be another Chelsea/City etc. Being a stepping stone for insanely-talented younger players, watching attractive, attacking play, and being in the top 8-10 of the PL would be perfect for me. Throw in a cup run and higher finish now and then. Knowing debt isn't a problem, and having an owner who can drop £30M-£40M on a signing once in a while would be beautiful. Is that too much to ask?

Was Shane Long doing their navigation?

Probably true, and hopefully will lead to good news. Are there any historic precedents where Japanese visitors suddenly appear out of the blue at ports?

Don't forget "bloke down the pub." Font of knowledge, they are.

Plus: distribution center and dock in the land near St Marys. Wasn't that the 'rumour' when we decided Bezos was interested?

They've already installed used knicker dispensing vending machines at the ground. Not sure if this is in preparation for the takeover though.

And I'm considering heading into town this evening and getting a blowey off Margot Robbie. Anyone placing bets?

I lost my car keys once, and wandered around the house for 10 minutes searching for them. Then realised they were in my hand. These things happen.

Ahh. Medium-loopy-loopy-Long-flicky. You might be onto something.

Norwich sack Farke! Straight after their first win too.

Bollocks. That one's on me.

You want long and flat; long and loopy is no good. Nor is loopy Long for that matter, but that's another story. Salisu is medium and loopy. I'm not even sure that's a thing.

Brighton winning. 😃

I think most of them prefer the men.

That second goal is hilarious.

Wow. Talk about a game of 2 halves. Proud of how we dug in and toughed it out in the second half. Played poorly and won. Got to be pleased with that.

Broja special incoming.

Sterling is better.

Really?

Proactive move. Some more steel, a different shape. Something to make them think about.

Maybe go to a back 3? Lyanco on, Moi off.

They're going more route one and giving us problems now

Oh god. Only 1 after that start. Insurance bets?!

Ref bottled that. Awful.

Said no-one, ever. Until recently. But he is.