Suhari

Yep. Commented on it in the match thread. Thought it was an artistic and subtle piece of shittiness.

One last gig for Big Sam? Would be hilarious if he joined them and kept them up at the expense of Newcastle.

This. I'm a fan. He's so committed and energetic. Seems a team player. Bit of a niggly little shit too, which we need. Good signing.

Fans voice. Great again.

Six minutes. Bollocks.

Let's sell him to Leicester.

Jesus with a miraculous recovery.

Thank f**k for that.

Beat me to it!

I thought he was nailed on for the cross.

Love Perraud. A subtle boot in on De Bruyne there.

Let's leave religion out of it.

Great game this.

I'd be happy with a dull, scoreless draw in the second half.

Like him. He's brought some steel to us.

Sign that Albino.

How long until Che tries one from the halfway line?

That was a sublime goal. Extraordinary.

Good afternoon. Looking forward to this. Not optimistic, but hopefully an encouraging performance.

Looking forward to a few 'player spotted on the piss' stories coming out. If their keeper did a shoplifting, would he get his hands chopped off?

Has Jack Wilshire got a club yet?

Would be strange to get another CB. Weren't there rumours of Lyanco moving on though?

Funny reading that: Player is shit; team is weak; commentators loving the opposition. Home from home!

Surely goes down as one of the strangest managerial appointments in recent times. Everyone, bar the Everton owners it seems, could see it wouldn't work. Tragic turn of events for their wonderful fans. I mean it: glass ceilings, dugouts and stuff. Thinking of arranging a vigil.

MOTD: is Micah Richards wearing a wig? That's an incredibly straight hairline.