Ohio Saint

Official optimist.

Only for those with Saints player, sorry. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/20110903/august-goal-of-the-month_2264122_2438880 I'm going for goal B by our oddly named French/South American mammal "La Llama." Pure precision...terrific stuff.

I think you should tell Simon Cowell about this great new prospect! Can he sing?

When he goes it will be for a proper top club, not Everton. Of course, like everyone else, I am hoping he will stay and be the next Matty.

The Titanic ran out of prawn sandwiches on the second day. Everyone was saying Captain Smith OUT FFS! They were right of course, when the catering crew told him about the lettuce situation and informed him that they were completely out of icebergs, he just told them that he didn't give a crap about icebergs. This is why they never told him when they spotted one floating around in front of them. Luckily though, Captain Smith is not our manager.

When did this thread suddenly get serious!!

I was having a beer while reading this forum yesterday and I watched a poster stick his head up his own ass. He looked unbalanced too. Everything is interconnected.

Did it sound anything like this from years ago? Ratner:- We sell bracelets that will last about as long as a prawn sandwich from M&S (This bankrupted the jewelry chain)

Ghosts have very little to no mass, therefore are not bound by a very weak force such as gravity. As soon as they are formed, they would be left behind by the Earth at 107,000 kph as it orbits the sun. Just wave goodbye to your ghost and tell him you will see him next year.....And to bring beer.

Nothing wrong with having doubts, but come on, the wrist slitting is hilarious!!

What, AGAIN!!?? I just can't keep doing that.

Haha!!! At least my own post was consistent. "I can handle freak results like this. I CANNOT handle the service I got from Saints Player." Saints Player is also consistently crap.

That's a Michael Jackson joke, right?

Saints fans sounding terrific!!! I'm soooo proud!

Haha!! Saints scored while I was having a lucky smoke. I can't claim that goal though as I didn't declare it, so I suppose the scoreboard will credit it to Conolly.

I'm worried about this. Over to the Foxes site for me.

We can hope for that. Better still though, let's hope for some of that sports psychology qualification to come into play.

I feel bad for Rickie. For a forward, he has always been a great defender for us.

So, this is what the wrong end of 3-1 feels like.

Why is no one rubbing Patred's avatar?

News alert. Dubai is a hot place?

An elephant has wandered onto the pitch and interruped play. Harding tries to catch it and falls over. Stewards manage to herd it back into the stands

Bright sunny day here. Hot hot hot oh, and I have a hangover, is that a part of a lucky weather report?

2-1 game on

This is weird. I should be depressed at going a goal down, but it just feels like the start of the real season, and we have work to do.