Kaiser Soze

Totally lost the plot tactically - time for him to go.

I genuinly can't remember the last time this usless **** made a save. Give me a pair of gloves and I'd probably do better.

What the f**k was that "he's got a mars bar on this head" sh1te all about last night? 95% of our fans are mongs.

Will take it. Please text me on 07825 814222

On the upside he will get £150k a week for the next 18 months for doing absolutely f//k all.

Possibly one of the worse performances at West Brom I've seen in a while. When will Koeman realise he contributes absolute f//k all.

Awful player, offers nothing at all.

Home or away end?

Anyone know whether this is likely to be regular thing or just a one-off? It's a proper pain in the a55e. I did 15 aways last season however always relied on other people to pick me up tickets (lazy I know but too late to do anything about it now), arrangements like this make me completely buggered.

It's Everton away on opening day. Thank me later.

You go to the game? Nah didn't think so. I'm fully entitled to an opinion whereas I doubt you are. C**t.

Quick summary for what it's worth. Big Vic was immense JWP was awful Not at all convinced by Elia Sound defensivvely (aside from the goal), but lack real quality in the final third Nil points and no goals from Burnley, West Brom & Everton away tells its own story unfortunately

Any tips for today?

Anyone think we need a new physio?! Can't remember a season as bad for injuries than this.

Just wondered when we can expect to see these back: Schneiderlin Wanyama JRod Alderweireld Mane

Also need a spare!!!

Forster Clyne Toby Fonte Bertrand Schneiderlin Wanyama Tadic Davis Jrod Pelle Subs: Davis, Gardos, Cork, JWP, Mane, Elia, Long

Long - £12m- not up to it Mane - £11m - absolute sh1te Aldervield - Loan decent Tadic - £10m - decent start but tailed off Pelle - £9m - hot & cold Gardos - £6m - rarely played In a nutshell we've spent £48m and got a load of cr@p

Hate to say it but he's beginning to show his flaws now. Koeman out.

Typo! Clearly I mean Forster.

Sorry it's now sold.

Not trying to put a downer on things, but anyone else not convinced? Should have done better with the first today, was all over the place at Spurs, cost us at Villa and to be honest can't remember a top draw save he's made all season. Not saying he's a bad keeper, but with the money we spent I'd expect more. Defensively (aside from today) we've been solid and he's had a lot of protection, can't help but think it's papered the cracks a bit.

I have one spare but unable to PM.

Excuse my French but I feel a rant coming on. What f**king idiot is in charge of the ticket office these days? Reduced allocations at Liverpool, Tottenham, Swansea etc, now just 2,000 tickets to Arsenal away...when they're charging only £26 to a place we took nearly 6,000 only a few weeks ago. Same old story, not enough people with tickets and the club looking like a total ***t again.

Would like to ask her, as a billionnaire, why does she still smoke rollies?