Saint_Ash

I was in a pub that had a sign that said Free beer tomorrow, the sign was always there and it was always free tomorrow.

I don't expect us to spend more than we receive from clyne/morgan sales which is c.£37m or 3 $hlongs. How much did we spend on first 2 signings? 8m in total? Plus 8m for clasie leaves about 20m left for the 2 signings, 10m on van dyke then another midfielder for a similar figure. No idea who that can be, he's going to be the surprise one that no one thought about.

1 obviously!

2 Shlongs? Impressive spending indeed!

How many Shlongs do our number 1 cb target and midfielder cost?

This is how everything should be done now. Loving the Shlong Currency.

#Feyenoord And #Southampton are out on #Clasie , now he must reach agreement. Final agreement expected soon

Stephens will be eased in but there is no way he'll be first 11 material. We'll have to buy one of those.

Interesting The9, thanks. If we are following that model I would expect us to get a very good centre back in place to fill the hole left by Toby, we would not have a weak point in the starting 11 for the majority of games. I look forward to see who it is but I'm assuming a 10M+ purchase.

I think we should have about 7 keepers, obviously Gazza and Davis aren't up to it because everyone says so, Forster is injured meaning we only have Stekkers available, but what if he was injured? That would leave no keepers available so we have to get another one, but then what if he got injured? Let's get a 6th keeper to make sure, but he might get a life time ban for throwing a bottle near the Chapel so we best get another keeper in, and he has to be better than what we have otherwise what is the point of him?

Same as, email sent Thursday but still awaiting.

I read somewhere they had reject £10M but I reckon it might be about adding a few add-ons to get it through.

I suppose you don't want to annoy him too much then!

You need to sort your brother out, if I had a brother well connected I'd be on his case for little snippets of info. Oh, and I heard from a bloke who read it on twitter from someone who made it up that Clasie is signing in the next 2 hours....

The article I posted up earlier from Sporting Witness (I have no idea how credible they are) state he wants his new kids to have an English passport. God knows how they'd get that info. Safe to say though that Clasie is on his way which is brilliant news. Just need that first choice CB in and we're sorted.

It seems the club are respecting Morgan over his move so I agree that Clasie has probably signed and will be announced tomorrow.

In bits? How old was he, 7?

I'm sorry, but that just sounds so weird when talking about a footballer moving on, he hasn't died.

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/fans-say-bye-to-star-as-he-moves-to-southampton-for-8-5m

Come on Clasie, now it's time to step in.

I think the sense of humour of our club is superb at times, I bet even Morgan will have a chuckle at that. I bet he looks back and realises the club did him a massive favour. Spurs or Man U? Hmmm. Man U are building a nice looking team.

Good ol Vic! http://www.thickaccent.com/2015/07/13/victor-wanyama-confirms-man-utd-bound-morgan-schneiderlins-exit-from-southampton/ They've been archiving together, pesky old files.

Has fourth official ever been right about anything?