Saint_Ash

Feyenoord have just announced the signing of Simon Gustafson, replacement for Clasie. Hopefully our announcement will be soon

Cool, cheers for that. €15M is a decent figure. Really looking forward to this signing.

Future captain material after Fonte...? Doesn't hurt having a few more leaders on the pitch.

Maybe that he has the club's interests at heart while he works here.

Any news from your side of the water VH? Are the reports the same as here? 15M and to be announced today or tomorrow? Cheers.

I'm all for 5 year deals with proven quality young players. You will always have a player that struggles to settle though, a la Ramirez.

Nice collective noun

Sloppy 10m? Funny!

I was in a pub that had a sign that said Free beer tomorrow, the sign was always there and it was always free tomorrow.

I don't expect us to spend more than we receive from clyne/morgan sales which is c.£37m or 3 $hlongs. How much did we spend on first 2 signings? 8m in total? Plus 8m for clasie leaves about 20m left for the 2 signings, 10m on van dyke then another midfielder for a similar figure. No idea who that can be, he's going to be the surprise one that no one thought about.

1 obviously!

2 Shlongs? Impressive spending indeed!

How many Shlongs do our number 1 cb target and midfielder cost?

This is how everything should be done now. Loving the Shlong Currency.

#Feyenoord And #Southampton are out on #Clasie , now he must reach agreement. Final agreement expected soon

Stephens will be eased in but there is no way he'll be first 11 material. We'll have to buy one of those.

Interesting The9, thanks. If we are following that model I would expect us to get a very good centre back in place to fill the hole left by Toby, we would not have a weak point in the starting 11 for the majority of games. I look forward to see who it is but I'm assuming a 10M+ purchase.

I think we should have about 7 keepers, obviously Gazza and Davis aren't up to it because everyone says so, Forster is injured meaning we only have Stekkers available, but what if he was injured? That would leave no keepers available so we have to get another one, but then what if he got injured? Let's get a 6th keeper to make sure, but he might get a life time ban for throwing a bottle near the Chapel so we best get another keeper in, and he has to be better than what we have otherwise what is the point of him?

Same as, email sent Thursday but still awaiting.

I read somewhere they had reject £10M but I reckon it might be about adding a few add-ons to get it through.

I suppose you don't want to annoy him too much then!

You need to sort your brother out, if I had a brother well connected I'd be on his case for little snippets of info. Oh, and I heard from a bloke who read it on twitter from someone who made it up that Clasie is signing in the next 2 hours....