Hatch

had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie (clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke. 30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers. I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks. :(

fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus sat - recovery sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored. Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself. was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus sat - recovery sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored. Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself. was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

Fri - Canoeing the Amazon. Sat - Moving The Sphinx to Libya Sun - Bog Snorkling

******. Scored too slowly first thing yesterday. Cost us about 45 minutes bowling

I like that idea.

None of us would have complained if he had put his money in SFC.

I would say that is more like a zombie than a ghost.

LOL, I'm saying out of those 72, only 7 or less are any good.

with a success rate of less than 10%

Top Thread. Top top adverts . Don't make 'em like they used to! My personal favourites were this series...Watch it, if you know what's good for you.

They need 503 to win. Freddie gets a pair.

Another nail on the cross would be more apt.......

I'd put money on Virgin being the first team to have a female driver.

Is that brett Ormerod

I don't understand the question.

need. to. score. quicker.

Adrian Heath - the bastard. Kevin Dillon Billy Gilbert + some other shyte from that team whose name escapes me right now El Hadj Diouf Paul Mariner Steve Baker Nigel Winterburn Steve McMahon Maradona Rudi Voller

I remember the sixties

double ****

save us from what?

There's no point in having a go at Jade Goody for becoming the 'celeb' that she is. Blame all the fVkking morons that buy the magazines that she is in. It's those people who are the sad low lifes that all they can aspire to is maybe one day having the same hair cut as Goody/Katona/Beckham/Halliwell/Winehouse etc etc

Still needs to withstand a good Premiership kicking from Terry, Vidic, Upson, Campbell, Dunne and the like before he is properly back though.

Average number of penalties they get at Old Trafford per season. ps Ekelund is right i think

£2 for every run Strauss scored over 80 . Aggregate for both innings.