Saint Neil

Hope the addons don't include him making x amount of UCL appearances. Didn't they do something similar with Harvey Elliott last season so they didn't have to buy him from Liverpool?

Some absolute legends that we could get on a frees and CDAJFU Karim Benzema Mauro Icardi Anthony Martial Andrea Belotti Danny Ings Jamie Vardy Jordan Ayew Isaac Success Odion Ighalo Manolo Gabbiadini Michail Antonio Edinson Cavani Wissam Ben Yedder Islam Slimani Jay Rodríguez Gerard Deulofeu Oliver Bierhoff

Benzema on a free.

Downs

Will fit right in at Royal Mail as he doesn't deliver either.

Ben Jacobs is like a Temu Fabrizio Romano, he appears on all these football Youtube shows about transfers.

Can he play up front?

Although his name is actually Anthony Dennis

Deepdale having a new pitch installed.

Yeah we are the big game on Sky Sports Main Event on Saturday.

Have we signed a new Polish/Japanese player Matski?

Nice move there Downs unlucky.

Shout out for Downs, world class assist. My baller is gonna cook this season. The Werneck bagsman!