Golac's Cunning Stunts

We don't get to find the next tino/kwp in the championship I'm afraid

I take it you mean any championship club? No Prem clubs would be happy with it

and utterly crap defenders and utterly crap managers

That's harsh. We all know it was a boyhood dream of his to play for al-hilal

Seen a few articles linking us to him. Was a flop at Everton but probably better than Lyanco

All great teams have a rock solid DM. Lavia will be part of a great team. Unfortunately it won't be us and last season he was playing with pretty much 10 other gash players

Spot on. It's a massive step up from youth / reserve team to a full blooded Championship season. If we're using international experience as a measure, then World Cup semi finalist Orsic should have had no problems last season.

So said Hitler

So all the teams that will be fighting relegation then. Says everything you need to know.

As we know, all the big clubs don't give a shit about FFP. It's bollocks. Here's Manure and Barcelona the latest 2 to get fined - I mean, those fines are peanuts compared to the revenue they pull in, so it absolutely pays to break the FFP rules https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/man-utd-ffp-fine-b1094498.html

It's only fair they should get to set the price they want given the expenses Klopp will have incurred entertaining Lavia in Blackpool

West Ham 'expected to bid £20 million' for James Ward-Prowse https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23646213.west-ham-expected-bid-20-million-james-ward-prowse/

Seen a couple of reports saying an imminent bid is incoming from the wet spam for..... ahem... £20m

Club PR man: "Max that's not the club badge you idiot"

The home games v Blackpool and Grimsby were some of the worst football I ever saw Saints play and I have been around long enough to have seen them play gash numerous times in the past

Not expecting to replace Lavia and JWP with someone just as good, but would be nice to think we can replace some of the other dross with better

Nice words but bednarek is shit

I heard his Nan doesn’t rate him

There were times last season when a traffic cone would have been a better option. I guess traffic cones would also do better in the champs though to be fair

More like he can blame it on the club when he is sold!

Christ, the bbc is having an absolute Jiz fest over Tonali joining Newcastle. Part of me thinks we're better off out of it all to be honest

But can we replace all the scuffed shots and missed open goals? Thats the question

Which will lose comprehensively to man city again next season

Yes absolutely

Boooo