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Corner of the century

F*CK ME WE GOT A FREEKICK!!!!!!!! Oh bugger JWP is on.

Way too early to be thinking about staying up. That's the dream but we need to take it one game at a time.

Commentator on Martina "that was either very poor or utterly brilliant, Chris"

But there is a serious art in picking out a floaty cross either to nobody or straight to their defender/keeper. We are masters at this art.

"Sing your hearts out of the lads" coming from the traveling fans. Would be lovely if the players could play their hearts out for the fans.

He's no Matt Targett it's true, but you've given him waaaay too much credit there.

Tadic coming on. Not sure how good he is at taking it out of the air though.

harsh, but fixed for you.

That first half was so epic why would we want to change anything?? Please stop reminding us that we need to put the ball in the net. Was starting to forget that fact and enjoying the game.

Media interaction.

Anyone else starting to think JWP has been on a wind up this whole time? To be fair to the Skates, that would be one hell of a prank.

Hoof to Pelle, hoof to Pelle, hoof to Pelle... What have we become?

Not "everything", just about how terrible a team we have now!!

They're a better side than us. In every department.

Our tactic of not closing people down on the edge of the box is such a strange one. Clearly deliberate and not sure what it brings apart from opposition goals.

Not a minute on the clock and both Martina and Targett have passed the ball out of play. yaaaaaaaay

Davis and JWP aren't attacking players. they should be but what has Davis done going forward in the last 12 months? And as for JWP, well let's not go there.

Oh my goodness that team..... weakest for many years? Hope everyone has some spectacular p*ssy to go home to after this one.

My sister in law is Wanyama's chef and she has confirmed he just put back a full rack of ribs. He's gone.

Victor ill? Yes ok. So with Victor sold that leaves us without Morgan, Victor or Cork from last season's epic centre midfield group. Oops.

Ronald of course will be fuming inside. Having the team sold right beneath your feet each year will be insulting to him and leave him questioning why he is here. He'll stay the entire season but can imagine he cannot wait to get out right now. When the clubs mentality is sell sell sell it's very difficult for a manager to build something.

There's a fella on the Watford build up game looking for a ticket. If theres any spare tickets gloating about for this afternoons game. Please message me on 07479551221 would be fantastic as my original plans have fallen through at the last minute. Thanks

"Yoshi" was selling one mate further down the forum. I'll bump the thread for you.

A draw would be a spectacular result and one point closer to survival.