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With Targett and JWP in the team you have to say a point is a magnificent result.

Rodriguez has lost his touch, pace, finishing, bravery and instinct. Let's hope he finds them soon!

Future England captain

Van Dijk is class!!

Thank goodness that's over.

Oh sweet, I'm sowwie.

That, and the fact he has been really off form for the past 1 and a half seasons. Like him but he has really struggled recently.

A significant achievement when compared to what any of us have achieved in football, but not that great really. Goals against Sierra Leone, the Isle of Man and Digibouti and nothing when it really matters. Plus an horrific attitude and a dreadful role model for kids. F*ck him.

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Sad? It was bloody magnificent. We took a stand and made sure that moron didn't get anywhere near our club. Sad only if you're surname is Hoddle.

He is a c**tmuscle of the highest order, but a good player. So yeeees.

He scored an absolute cracker from about 25/30 yards. Bottom corner. Seriously.

Haha yes, that helps. The Skates should also be able to bring through some cracking young talents over the next few years then!

Paul Cook is right here though. What absolutely pathetic rules. Having said that, f*ck 'em triple the fine!

Our scouting ain't bad either to be fair. But Celtic are a massive club, you'd expect them to have a good system.

Dosh ain't a problem, it's small change! And yeah hope he learns how to defend. Like Wanyama needed to learn how to pass and tackle and Forster needed to learn how to stop shots, right? A lot of our fans have a similar reaction when our players are sold too. Great when they're with us and as soon as they're sold they're ****e. Van Dijk is going to be swell.

That is a monumental low point for Sky Sports News. Not an attack on you MLG but on SSN. Why can't journalists actually do their job nowadays?

Only if played completely out of position. He is a central player all day long. Sticking him out on the wing is akin to playing Skacel at left back or Adam Hammil on the left. F*cking Burley.

Wanna see the whole Northam singing this

Welcome VVD! Top signing

I reckon Saint86 was aware CB was trying to be ironic but was just utterly perplexed at how boring and pathetic his attempts at it are.

Has been going for quite a while that one, and agree is a goodun!

He's more focussed on his media interviews to be fair. He talks a great game. Or perhaps he thinks a good cross is all you need to be a pro footballer. Having said that when was the last time he got an assist? Can't remember. A regular spell at good League 1 or 2 club is what he needs, but to be starting for a Prem side at his current level is madness.

Yoshida Targett Martina Davis JWP Romeu J-Rod and I'm afraid Mr Koeman you all completely let yourselves down. Hoof, lose the ball, hoof, lose the ball. Honestly, that was shambolic.

Chris Perry you f*cking moron