The Kraken

Laura’s a national gem but fuck me, her voice doesn’t half grate.

Just been reading about the press conference, it sounds like it went well and cleared everything up! 😆 "I attended this IBA news conference. It was so bad that the moderator apologized to a few of us reporters out on the sidewalk after and said it was the most embarrassing thing he’s ever been part of." "I've never been to such a farcical press conference. It's been a shambles. Any credibility concerning these failed gender tests is very quickly evaporating." "Kremlev is being asked if he regrets or will apologise for calling Thomas Bach the “chief sodomite”. He goes off into a bizarre rant about Biblical scripture, which is now translated on the live stream. He replies: “When I said sodomite, I meant Thomas Bach and those who made this declaration. They have been making fun of Christiantity and the Bible. In scripture, Sodom and Gomorrah existed and God destroyed these cities because they had no human value in them. As president of an international federation and a firm believer in god, and a person defending human values and democracy I couldn’t keep silent. And this opening was arranged and designed by Thomas Bach and his friends. He did it in order to improve his PR status. As a Christian, believing in god, I disagree with this presentation of the scripture. And I would never like to see that happening again in the sport.”

Champions: Man City (zzzzzzzzz) CL: Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Saints: 19th Relegated: Forest, Saints, Ipswich

So basically we’ve got a bit worse at right back, a bit better at left back, and everything else is exactly the same. Not inspiring.

I don’t think it’s that difficult, the IOC seem to have dropped the ball in terms of setting the entry requirements. Banned by the IBA for the world championships but the IOC went for much watered down rules for entry to ensure consistency of qualification between Olympic cycles.

I fought you was dead.

Mask? What mask? Paying the fiver has definitely put that one to bed. Vile.

A likely tale. We all know you subscribe to their newsletter.

Afternoon bing-bong just went off, currently enjoying coffee break with my feet up 😎

Loving your work H&W. Crikey. What a sanctimonious walloper he is.

Who knew when Lighthouse separated this idiocy that it would turn into a lolathon. Excellent fun. No surprise that forum chief misery guts Captain Curmudgeon bases his ideal self on a 1980s version of Mr Bumble feeding the girls and boys of the admin team gruel on their coffee break. Only one break a morning though, get back to it.

Coffee break 🤣🤣 Cor, can’t wait for the 10am buzzer to go off then it’s feet up, coffee and Saintsweb.

Social media is bad, mkay. Good god. Mountains and molehills everywhere. Having a conversation with the wife about it ffs 🤣 so pathetic. Fair play, he may be retired but you can’t knock the work ethic, he’s been at it all day.

Can’t disagree with that tbf.

Pidcock 😍 Thankfully someone has stepped in and addressed the misery brought by Captain Curmudgeon and his incessant negativity.

If I had my ideal, Jack Stephens would revert to "club captain", which I believe was a role Franny had when he was here in his latter days. Often not picked in the side but he was the main man around the club. Flynn Downes as the team captain.

Clearly you haven't read many of his other posts. Poor geezer seems to live him life in permanent distress about something.

SaintsLoyal having yet another normal one.

Sounds like he’s been a silly cunt. Again. Tommy Robinson “could face jail” after screening a documentary against high court orders at a demonstration in central London on Saturday, according to the anti-racism group Hope Not Hate. The film, Silenced, repeated false claims he made about a Syrian refugee that led to him losing a libel case in 2021. Robinson is due to appear at a high court hearing on Monday accused of contempt of court for making the documentary. Nick Lowles of Hope Not Hate wrote on X: “Tommy Robinson is currently screening the film Silenced in Trafalgar Square, just 48 hours before he appears in the High Court accused of breaking an injunction preventing him from releasing the film.. He’s heading to jail. “The Attorney General’s office have been made aware of Tommy Robinson screening a film he was banned from showing. Such a flagrant disregard for the law could well see him facing the maximum two-year sentence. Only himself to blame.” Edit. From what I gather, the doc isn’t banned, as such. But Robinson/Yaxley-Lennon lost his libel case and a condition of the outcome was that he didn’t repeat the accusations made. Which he’s obviously done.

Do you ever post any good news stories? Its like a 24-7 effort of revelling in absolute misery.

Surprised to read from his wiki, he’s 6 foot 1. I had him down for under 6 foot. Quite happy to realise I’m wrong.

We call them whiteboards now, you daft racist 🙄

I did neither of those two things 😎