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A new English Civil War is imminent. I'm going covert with hundreds of stickers of Will Salt that I'll plaster all over their town. I'll need to find my face mask first.

They'll be having a go at their own ground staff next for the reason their attack couldn't get the ball in the onion bag when massively on top in the first leg.

What was our longest thread ever? In 20 years this forum has existed this must have a chance of breaking the record.

Classic Saints 11pm announcement by the EFL then... 😝

I'm going with "empty vessels make the most noise"

They're gunning for Solak's £1.6 Billion fortune. They want it all the greedy fuckers. Plus a 100 point deduction for us spread over as many seasons as it takes, a firing squad to eliminate all staff and fans from existance, and SMS razed to the ground.

Anyone got that bucket we used for the Bournemouth whip round back in the day? We could use it again and get a few quid for Boro. I'm putting in 15p and a Polo mint.

Well, if they've mistakenly published that then the world has truly gone bonkers. Get your tickets guys, we're going to fucking Wem-ber-lee!!!

It's #RIPHarambe all over again.

It has been a slow work day. But in essence - Boro fans have legit gone insane, Boro themselves are throwing tantrums, the hearing is today to which Boro are not invited, and Saints have started selling tickets and travel packages to STH.

You probably shouldn't, there isn't going to be a game at SMS for weeks. Do the security guards know you're there? Are you a spy?

This is the issue the Boro fans have - that we did not beat them fair and square because we had an advantage having watched approximately 15 minutes of their kickabout 2 days before the first semi final leg where they battered the shit out of us for most of the game without scoring. The facts are we won, because over 210+ minutes of football, we were the better side, and would have been had no spies ever been involved.

This will be generational mutual hatred for two teams that probably never gave much of a toss about each other before. Grandchildren of both clubs will be using their hologram avatars to fight each other and throwing faeces at their spacesuits and hover cars.