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No beneficial. The EFL will now want us to become a Premier League club to get rid of us and be able to wash their hands of the whole sordid affair, and so will bribe all the refs we face to make it as easy for us to win as possible. Then, hopefully in a year's time when relegation is confirmed, everyone will have forgotten about it.

Yep Middlesbrough will be by far the best team left in the competition once we've been expelled for espionage. But seriously, I fancy Millwall to win that at the Den.

It is what it is, nobody really knows what happened exactly, what the club will do and what any punishment would be. No point stressing over it as a fan. The play-offs will go ahead, the players will remain focused and it's business as usual for now. Besides our Serbian Warlord can make things disappear. You don't mess with the Dragan.

Turns out she's already infiltrated the spies. My bad.

"A brief physical confrontation ensued when a member of Middlesbrough’s media team challenged the man, who refused to identify himself and then ran off." Ran off! Middlesbrough media team: "Get him lads!" Saints proving even the analysts are fitter under Tonda.

Can we send Bonnie Blue into their pre-match breakfast meeting? Get their eyes off the game.

So, is Flynn Downes doing the Boro catering tonight? Seems like we have infiltrated them in other areas...

Excellent and well deserved. Harsh on some, Azaz could well have won that, THB, Downes, Jander, Peretz too but Scienza for me - every team should have someone that makes the fans get out of their seats. Seems a popular and likeable fella and I hope we hang on to him over the summer.

I would but I left my phone at home today. 🙄 Instead here is a picture of the Detectives Boro are going to use to crack the case:

And Norwich. I think Leicester are interested as part of their rebuild too. Agree I don't think we should necessarily bring him back but I do wonder if there is a sell on clause.

The EFL have already made their verdict. Southampton FC to be awarded £2 million for having to watch a Middlesbrough training session. Award is to go towards the Analyst's rehabilitation.

Maybe it was Will Still trying to get tips on how to be a Football Manager. We're still paying him right? 😝

It's their own fault for using their own training ground IMO.

You need @Wade Garrett's rousing expletive-laden speech.