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Captain Jack, Cam Bragg, JayRob and Cam Archer and Dragan's 1.6 billion squid will absolutely dick the Vanarama National League next year. 😇

I'd take that because a) means we're still in the final with a chance of the Prem and b) we can appeal it anyway. Nobody expects this to be fully over by Tuesday. Lawsuits and appeals will rumble on for months. The main decision is whether or not we get to play the final on Saturday. Get past that hurdle and the rest can be argued in court.

Points can be transferable between the Leagues but only if the Premier League accept it. Otherwise it'd be suspended until we got relegated again. Of course if Hull win it'd be next season anyway and we'd have to beat Boro twice to make up for it. 😝

If, and I say this hypothetically as I don't believe we will, get pulled from the final, the biggest pisser of it all will be that we can clearly see the reason we have gone on such a good run to get us to the play-offs in top of the League form is because we have the best players that are being coached right and have belief in themselves. Not because of a little bit of spying a couple of days before a game. The team has earned our right to be there. Boro fans are acting like a bloke by a tree with an iPhone is the sole reason we've reached the play-offs and been the best team in recent months. The loss of our best players over the summer will be the biggest punishment if we don't go up. I'd love to see them in the Prem with a few good additions. As I say hypothetical because I think the worst we'll get is a huge fine (as a warning to others) and a points deduction for whatever League we're in. Anyway I'm speculating, which has been the problem with most people surrounding this incident when nobody really knows anything about seeing as Saints have been tight-lipped their side.

Breaking News: EFL to strip Southampton of their Johnstone's Paint Trophy for being a bunch of cheating bastards. Former Carlisle player Ian Harte states: "They spied on me in the shower." #fakenews

I'm not sure how Premier League Middlesbrough will play Championship Pompey in the League next season, so that's difficult to answer. Our match next season vs Hull though - that will be a cracker. 😁

Good Morning Everyone. Another beautiful, crisp morning. One week until our glorious return to Wembley. QUE SERA SERA, WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE, WE'RE GOING TO WEM-BER-LEY, QUE SERA SERA. (For any Boro fans reading this, the Samaritans number is 116123)

Challenge Accepted. 😁

A new English Civil War is imminent. I'm going covert with hundreds of stickers of Will Salt that I'll plaster all over their town. I'll need to find my face mask first.

They'll be having a go at their own ground staff next for the reason their attack couldn't get the ball in the onion bag when massively on top in the first leg.

What was our longest thread ever? In 20 years this forum has existed this must have a chance of breaking the record.

Classic Saints 11pm announcement by the EFL then... 😝

I'm going with "empty vessels make the most noise"

They're gunning for Solak's £1.6 Billion fortune. They want it all the greedy fuckers. Plus a 100 point deduction for us spread over as many seasons as it takes, a firing squad to eliminate all staff and fans from existance, and SMS razed to the ground.

Anyone got that bucket we used for the Bournemouth whip round back in the day? We could use it again and get a few quid for Boro. I'm putting in 15p and a Polo mint.