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Near the front entrance of West Quay North off Above Bar Street. Only works if your balls hang low and you can swing them to and fro.

I was going with "empty vessels make the most noise" but your explanation is good too. 😁

That's one fluke win against a big boy. We're coming for you Arsenal. 😆 A 3 point deduction in the Championship over a 46 game season and a 3 point deduction in the Premier League over a 38 game season is also not a like-for-like punishment.

Obviously I want us to win and get promoted because, quite frankly, it would wind up most of the UK right now. We'd be the villains of the Premier League. Boro fans heads would explode. But if Hull win, then all I would say is fair bloody play. From a team that looked like they might miss out, to scraping into the play-offs, to winning them - great story. Plus I'd rather Hull than Boro, Millwall and even Wrexham.

It's a mistake by the club it seems but irrespective it all but confirms that Middlesbrough will be in the play-off final - according to Middlesbrough fans on OneBoro forum. Jesus they'll jump at anything.

That's another sanction. Honestly this club. They'll get the cleaner next for using the toilet cleaning mop in the corridors.

Bulimia is a very serious condition. I feel sorry for her. 😬 BTW that outfit would have been perfect for our Cup Semi at Wembley.

All IMO but I don't think we were ever going to get thrown out the play-offs this close to them, it would be a logistical nightmare especially once tickets are on sale. Maybe if we'd been caught earlier in the season for sure, but not now. Middlesbrough fans thinking they'll somehow miraculously get reinstated are also dreaming. What Saints will probably face is a very large fine to make sure this doesn't happen again, and a potential EFL points punishment/transfer ban in the future - whether that be next season (if we lose to Hull) or in a couple of years if we go up and come down again (as we will be the Premier League's bitches next season). Again, all IMO - and that's all dependant on what facts Boro have and what Southampton's internal investigation deduces. Of course we could go up, establish ourselves in the PL for years, go to Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

All i hear from them is "bush this, bush that..." If they want to see an impressive bush I'll just pull my pants down.

I'd like to thank Saints for a great day. I'll remember it forever. I'd also like the thank the team that run West Quay shopping centre for having a toilet that continuously flushed, so my balls got a good drenching when I was having a shit earlier. Made my nervy tummy that much more exciting. Seriously if you're going to go down the Japanese toilet route, at least let me push a button to activate it. I feel I've said too much.

Oh yeah, fifthly, tonight shows the importance of a second leg at home. That win on the last day... I would have rested some key players so kudos to Tonda for going with a strong side. It mattered to win against Preston. A lot.

Firstly, I'd like to say well done to the Boro support. Long way to come. Secondly, our support was exceptional. Whatever happens with the charge, you can't deny we'll be loud and proud at Wembley which is fast becoming our second home. Thirdly, while the game itself was quite finely balanced, at almost no point did Boro threaten our goal. Their attack needs a lot of work. Granted we weren't fluid but we got the job done. Fourthly, the ref was pants. But that's pretty standard. Fifthly... I lost my train of thought. Anyway another game unbeaten and on to Wembley!

There are no words. Mainly cos I've lost my voice.

Scored two early in his career. He saved Haalands too