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That's two. Game over. I'm going to watch Wayne's World 2.

I'll take France winning this in 90, been a poor game and I'd like it to be over quickly. Much how the missus prefers my lovemaking. Ok enough missus puns but I'm that bored.

Who's running VAR? Taking them ages to make a decision. Like my missus shopping in Primark ffs.

Not been great so far.

Stuttering run up wanker. Another twat

Come on Morocco, derail the French sil vous plait.

Wait so Starmer isn't going to call Infantino to try what Trump did? 😬

Norway then. Haaland vs Kane. Rice vs Odegaard. Will be a banger.

This game had everything. Great entertainment. And now... bed. If the adrenaline lets me sleep.

Jordan Henderson injured himself and he wasn't even playing. Fell over an advertising hoarding and was stretchered off.

Kane has lost his voice! 😝😝😝

Norway have their Viking drum and rowing boats, we have Karaoke Oasis. It works for us.

Does he sing "Sweet Car of Mine"

Fair play to Tuchel, the defensive subs were excellent. Burn, Stones, even Djed was half decent. Also Rice was on a booking for the second minute and managed that brilliantly. I think if that had gone to extra time we'd have lost. Thankfully the Mexicans ran of ideas. I fancy Quesadillas tomorrow now.

Makes up for the spanking that England had by Mexico in Mike Bassett.