Whitey Grandad

Using the very same knife and fork.

Indeed. But originally it was anyone who was off side that was penalised. Now we have all this interfering with play business. Offside Laws and interpretations change more frequently than the wind.

He's been here plenty long enough to get his flaws sorted.

That was resolved decades ago. Nowadays it's ok for an attacker to hang around the opponent's goal and simply wait for his colleague to get to the goal line and pass it across to him. I don't like it either.

Chiesa on the wing is onside.

Hunter

Pits

Any names?

That explains a lot.

Well bugger me backwards with a bargepole!

Of the two, yes, but why can't we have better?

Of the two, yes, but why can't we have better?

Was he wearing his built-up boots?

We have a set of good players but we don't have a team.

Im just a humongous tit.