Whitey Grandad

We lost because we let in three goals. For the first two there was a gaping hole where the right back should be.

The last twenty minutes it looked like we were playing for a 3-2 defeat. Where was the urgency?

Football is a sport. The noble game. El rey de los deported. It’s a matter of honour and earning respect, but what would you know about that?

Breaking his leg could be seen as accidental. Breaking his neck is probably a red card.

It’s like a posthumous pardon for a death penalty.

This will be discussed by the FA but won’t be made public.

At 6-0 they could easily have afforded to be magnanimous and would have earned the respect of football fans everywhere. Instead Martial will always be tarnished as a cheat.

Exactly. And that's what's wrong about using VAR for offside.

With the Ings/Villa one it would be understandable if they went with the onfield decision, which was offside, but withdrew the Adams one they not only overruled the onfield officials but actually saw something that nobody else did. Whatever happened to ‘clear and obvious error’?

The problem is setting the date. Sod’s Law dictates that we would have three weeks of glorious sunshine during the break followed by two months of big freeze.

Yellows cannot be appealed or awarded retrospectively.

Yes, it shows the impossibility of judging positions in three dimensions from an oblique projection onto a two dimensional surface. To be accurate you would need a camera at touchline level looking across the pitch at right angles to the sideline and level with the second to last defender. But then your view would be blocked by the assistant referee standing where he should be.

When they get into their car in the dark and relax and five seconds later somebody jumps up from the back seat and puts a plastic bag over their head or a wire around their neck. How can you get into a vehicle without noticing an adult slumped across the rear seat?

I thought that at first but have now decided that a start on the bench would show backing for him with a possible appearance later depending on how the game goes.

9-0 ©️Southampton FC

It could just as easily be argued that Martial tried to foul Bednarek by sticking his right leg in front of him.

Whatever you might think the referees are tested regularly on their fitness and have to meet very high standards. I doubt that many on here could meet them.

What has the Championship done to deserve him?

The 1991 FA Cup final against Nottingham Forest. Gary Charles was the player he crocked. When I used to be an active referee we held monthly meetings and the top referees used to come and give us talks and answer questions, all in their own time and at their own expense. One of them was Roger Milford, the referee in that final, and he talked about the Gascoigne incident. He said that when he saw Gascoigne in pain and the trainer saying that he was finished he didn’t have the heart to flash a red card in his face. He likened it to turning up to a car crash and issuing the seriously injured driver with a speeding ticket.

All of it a big balls up.

And lose 10-0?

And have their knuckles rapped.

If Shakespeare did football...

In theory, yes. It would take a brave manager though. Perhaps it might be a good idea to start him. Either he will redeem himself of he will settle the queztsion for good.

Likewise. There were five live matches on TV last night and I couldn’t be bothered to watch any of them.