Whitey Grandad

That's exactly what I thought. Certainly not a yellow card.

I noticed that too. Did Larin actually wave an imaginary card? I didn't think so from the other side of the stadium and annoyingly my recording at home used the wrong Sky channel and stopped at half time.

Second was an obvious booking. A petulant shirt tug.

Not really. Got the ball first but the follow through took out the attacker.

"Played for them once" but he was with them for an extended period, at least half a season.

He'd have no future.

Plenty of EU money was spent on our roads.

Again? We tried that last week.

Is that golfily legal?

We don't do clean sheets.

Squashed fly biscuits? Nobody has ever proven to me that they aren't.

Dry run innit.

Why don't you ask him?

Spoiler alert!

The fabled Wembley turf.

National League surely?

What's a meta for?

Seems fair.

But a pyramid that's not set in stone.

But why just Tonda?

That's a cover story put out by Middlesbrough to try to explain what they already knew. Or maybe a journalist made a supposition.

Less than 0.1 of a point per game.

1. It's the location of the hand that touches the ball that matters. If the hand is outside the penalty area but the ball is inside (could be on the line) then it counts as handball. The feet don't count. This is a fairly recent IFAB clarification. 2. Not so many indirects as there used to be. Apart from offside of course: Dangerous Play: Playing in a dangerous manner without making physical contact, such as a high boot near an opponent's head.Impeding Progress: Blocking or obstructing an opponent's progress without making physical contact. Goalkeeper Handlers: A goalkeeper handling the ball after a deliberate backpass from a teammate, after receiving it directly from a throw-in by a teammate, or rehandling it after releasing it before it touches another player. Goalkeeper Time: Controlling the ball with their hands/arms for more than six seconds before releasing it. Dissent or Language: Using offensive, insulting, or abusive language and/or gestures.

Overall there are around 300 to 400 deaths by accidental drowning in the UK. Deaths of migrants in the Channel are not accidental and not my concern.

Being 'played on' went out years ago.