Whitey Grandad

Not at present but much less likely to cause physical harm. Shirt grabbing is 'holding' whereas pulling someone's hair is a physical assault. Not long ago shirt pulling was a mandatory yellow card.

Not at all. Grabbing at someone's hair deserves a red card all day long. You don't play football with your hands.

Emily Davison

Stickers

Yes he was. (I just looked him up 😊)

You've got to allow for traffic.

I've just seen an advert on Facebook for tickets. It says it's on the Sunday at 4:30. But it is Facebook.

Oops, so they are. I didn’t look any further than Southampton. I wonder why they do that? Usually they pu TBA or similar.

The BBC has it down as the Saturday at 3:00 pm

They were fleeced.

I've always liked him. Strikes the ball well. A proper footballer. Probably never going to be a top international but one of the first on your team sheet.

We can take them. As Shakespeare wrote in Henry V, "If we are mark’d to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour."

I tried that once but I couldn't close the door.

With a nasty cough like that you can't possibly go to work 😜

That usually works the other way.

Bugger. That means I shall miss it.

Yes, weird. I suppose that the last two rounds are at Wembley makes a difference.

They seem rather pleased with themselves. I'm surprised they've still got the energy.

I saw somewhere that Arsenal were blaming the wind. He should keep off the onions.

Please don't ruin it. The last thing we need now is the kiss of death.

Well bugger me backwards with a bargepole. I wasn't expecting that. So three visits to Wembley this year?

Walls don't have any relatives.

And no injuries.

But how fast was the wall going?

Not quite. One hand but a few thousand hairs. But I've got no sympathy. If you're going to have a ponytail then it's asking to get pulled.