Whitey Grandad

More entertaining than the match.

Ausgezeichnet

If only the Germans had a word for schadenfreude.

Unbelievable

These commentators seem to have a strong pro Germany bias.

Meh. Keeper was deliberately blocked.

Hardly a Dibble really.

But then would you have been able to buy it? We got out of London in 1971 and moved to Hampshire for a better life.

It's not their money.

Do you mean 'invest' or do you mean 'subsidise'? I see precious little scope for a return on investment.

That's a bit more than I was prepared to pay to be honest.

That's a good point. I forgot about renewing my membership.

Or sProuts

For a moment there I thought it was the start of a joke 😒

"Hoist with his own petard" is a quote from Hamlet. In this instance a Petard is a small explosive device, a type of bomb. The name ultimately derives from the French for fart, as you have said.

You have to ask yourself 'who kicked whom'

More like League one.

Not a penalty. Foul to South Africa. It was their defender that got kicked.

For the benefit of clarity, I wasn't being serious.

We only had ten minutes to prepare for it.

The punishment was excessive.

Dad abuse.

The only time that they don't take a touch first is when they're in plenty of space andvthey ping the ball straight back to the defence.

He's a solid if unspectacular upper league player. He plays the way that he's told to play. He would be a very useful addition but it all depends on what attributes our manager decides that he needs. Who else have you got?

I am so relieved that I closed my business in Hamble and don't have to travel there any more. Local democracy overridden by corporate greed.