maysie

Yes!!!

I have family from B'mouth so means a bit to me to win more than other games. Also any game where we can get a bigger crowd is good for me.

My sister is renowned for these: As a late teen when I asked her who Englands topscorer is she said 'The one with the comb over......Winston Churchill' All of these in her twenties: 'the sun and the moon are the same thing' In a supermarket when asked where the eggs were 'Near the milk because they come from the same animal' 'Are Jesus and God the same person' Referenced the bible as 'the Jesus book' Thought the 'black-market' was a market ran by black people who sold stolen goods.

I bet you were in stitches. No I wasn't believing it - things have just gone sterile so was seeing if anyone else had heard these cr*ppy rumours anywhere else

What's the pay like? I will work for no less than £50,000 a year. That's my final offer.

Latest from that 100% trusted source: http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/southampton-rumours.php James Constable Marcel Seip Matt Oakley Abdulai Bell-Baggie and 1m to spend in January to be doubled or tripled in the summer if we gain promotion. obviously pinch of salt and all that!!

Shabby

Does anyone know where the highlights are sourced from? Is it centralised because I know other clubs that use the same site as us have their own 'player'? I hope it is because the commentator on the highlights is not madly pro saints and ALWAYS gets players names wrong: - lee bernard - jason punch - e - on (surname actually pronounced like that!) It's pretty laughable.

Woooooo Hooooooo!!!!!

They sound like ours at home

replace dramatic with sh!t

I'll think we'll leave what formations your wife is fond of for the moment - genius

Possibly the stupidest post ever

I thought he had a good game.

Merrington said there was nothing wrong with motivation and effort. Seems more application and direction is the problem at the moment

Ha ha. Whats Branfoot up to these days?

But who's account? No one knows..

I have it on good authority that Pardews dismissal was due to hog tying of players

Did Pardew **** my missus as well? Ifhe did good work she wasn't here long

You say the same things all the time. Its Pardew fault, blah blah blah. Yeah we get it he should have hog tied waigo and antonio, and stopped their clubs taking them back and asking for way to much money for impact players

Nope, he's probably right. But does he have to go on about it. It's happened - what happens in the next week or so is now so much more important

As 14656 posts show :-)

fair weather fan

For once in your life can you just be quiet. You are the most boring man ever

Swindon disallowed goal