Dibden Purlieu Saint

I know it was Ernie, just didn't want to make it too obvious. Part of the joke y'see

I'm sorry, but it may just be a 'Couple of stones', but I heard on the radio a few years ago about a record breaking milkman that got hit in the eye with a pork pie. He died. Think he was called Eddie or something. Anyway I think the guy who did it was from Teddington, and he got away with this as it was only throwing a pork pie(not only that, but he also went and took Eddie's girlfriend as well). Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong and that all stone (pork pie) throwers should be punished?

No. 3 is Ronnie O'Sullivan, and number 9 is John O'Shea. HTH

I read that somewhere, probably in the Echo...

Erm, and I was going to drink at Varisty.

Fairplay, that is just about the first time I have ever agreed with him.

Nope, I'm working the incest angle.

IoW would definitely be a good idea, having three legs in football would be a definite advantage.

That's Oliver Sykes isn't it? Or Charlene Spiteri from Texas...

Mixmaster Mike ,what you got to say... ...Damn that Deanovski made my day.

Whoops, sorry, I didn't realise you were a girl. You on the blob or something then?

Don't you just love melodramatic chav's!

Sh!t, that's me!

Seriously, who applies by post anymore, lol. I don't even send my credit card bills off by post as I don't trust they'd get there.

Some trolls just can't stay away from commenting. Seriously, put the mouse down, go outside and enjoy yourself. There's a big, fun world out there.

Just sat on the train, which has decided to stop outside Waterloo for a while, and I got thinking about the little guy. What a great little player he was. Best memory has to be the Great Escape season, but also loved his goal against Pompey and the Jaap Stam nutmeg. Little genius. Anyone else miss him as much as I do?

Good, he was utter crap. I'm a better striker than Michael Mifsud. No better than other players who have scored against Prem clubs, like that Wycombe striker in the early noughties (his name escapes me).

Look, no joke here. I think it's brilliant we've got to the final, I'm going to have a great day out, BUT I have to agree with the people saying no bus tour. I would want the ground to swallow me up if that happened.

You actually do make me lol. And not in a sarcy way. I genuinely find what you write funny sometimes.

Prawn Sandwiches? Just sat in there as it guaranteed me tickets and I want a good day out.

I only go to the nice parts...

Look, why don't you come back when you've trawled through the last 15 years of my posts, and present another irrelevant statement of mine.

You really should, it'd show you what a **** life people have living in Britain.

I'm offended that you judge me as boring, as that is certainly not my character. The same as if I judged you to be argumentative. Nothing wrong with that, but you could be offended at it.

I got them through contacts, not sure how others got them, but I'd assume the same way.