Dog

It's the golden on on the right with the broader head & not the one in the bottom photo.

I can see him calling him now.

It was good, but he forgot to mention the gym equipment and Nintendo DS.

Allowed.

The Fuhrer.

How much do you want for the Nintendo DS? Does it come with charger and pen? It isn't the first one you have sold on here and I am curious as to whether you have a bedroom full of them. 20 of the finest queens headed golden coins, would you take?

Anelka/Drogba has to be worth a monkey.

Stick your Bengal kitten up your ar.se, and how exactly would you train it to be a fully trained gundog? Walking it to the shops to get a loaf of bread and half ounce of liqurice torpedos aint gonna get me my quarry retrieved.

Jillyanne why am I a liar? I'm as serious a cancer when I'm in the lounge. The dog is paid for and going to school next week. Enjoy your evening.

I haven't got time to train him everyday, also the thought of a puppy chewing, peeing and pooping everywhere puts me off, but my main concern is the fact that I have an old dog which is on its last legs at home and I don't want to upset her in any way by getting a puppy that will take over. She wont have another 12 months in her, and so it will work out well. Once he is fully trained he will come to work with me and come shooting and beating every week. OK? That's the dog story over, now back to names please... Migs Hector Diesel

1, It is a yellow labrador, but a fudge colour. 2, Haven't got the time, and I can't be doing with house training him.

Isnt that a cats name ?

Just been to see my new puppy gundog, it's a caramel labrador with excellent pedigree. I am sending it away to be fully trained at a cost of £5000 and I will not get him back for 12 months when he will be a top gundog. The only problem I have is I need a name before he goes off to camp. So far we have the following names. Worzel Buddy Bertie Migs Twix Any suggestions please?

Carnage!

I'd rather drink a pint of bile.

Great manager RIP

Deep fried sunday lunch is what I had in Glasgow.

Try the tip.

Yes, they're naked with their vagina exposed.

I'll have them. Can you drop them off at my house, I'm a bit busy surfing at the moment. :smt024

#742 Cucumber love................ Cracking snatch, it looks laminated.

Excellent news, where are you sitting?

Who gives a flying fuk ! Mincer.

It was Gareth Hunt. I met him after the game shaking his coffee beans at a few chavs who were calling him names in the car park.