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any of the following? A, Ghosts B, U.F.O. C, Moon landings D, Roswell E, GOD F, 9/11 G, Father Christmas

It's been a while folks, but I can't stand the pain any longer. Great photographs of the fake moon landings. Which of you mugs still believe it happened? Can you see the stars...

Were you searching donkeys bo11ocks on youtube to find that by any chance?

I get FREE Sky, with a little fiddling. I have done for 9 years. X

Insurance claim?

Best = my next door neighbours knickers. Worst = the knickers over the other fence.

Does anyone want seconds on her ?

I still do it after a good session on the Stella.

Who Jill?

Isn't she lovely.

Ask your boyfriend to ejaculate into it.

I am moving to Los Angeles in december this year.

"Time gentlemen please"

Michael after Jackson. David after the Jewish star. I win.

No you knobs. You tell us what your middle names are, I'm sure some of you guys have some corkers... Dog Jane

My middle name is Jane.

Good news. This happened 6 months ago were I live, and all the Asian taxi drivers kicked the poo out of each other, it was great fun. All private taxi's stopped after 8pm at night because the black n white cabs 'hackneys' were stopping the privates and buses and beating the drivers and passengers. That week my truck became a private taxi.

Anyone tried eating a tablespoon of hot chocolate or cocoa?

What feccing exhibition party has Fairy cakes?

http://snipurl.com/marketinggenius

Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your hand like a Turk? G. Use a hosepipe like a Iraqi? H. Use your dog? I. Wait till you get home?

The what ??